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Jerks of the Week: March 6, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 4 Last week, I wrote Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3, which involved almost breaking my back at the actual Super Bowl party I went to, nearly getting poisoned at an eatery, and trying some…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 27, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3 Last week, I wrote Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2, which involved going to a $400 “Leather and Lacy” party and nearly freezing to death in unusually frigid Houston weather. On the bright side,…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 20, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2 Last week, I wrote Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1, which involved my usual hardships at the Philadelphia International Airport. I thought about conspiring with terrorists and their Bob-ombs because of a lack of…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 13, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1 I’ve been covering the NFL on this Web site for almost 18 years now, but I’ve never been to the Super Bowl. Hell, I’ve never been to a Super Bowl city, outside of Tampa on a…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 6, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2017 might forever be known to some for the horrible riots that occurred on UC-Berkeley’s campus, but I’m not going to touch on that topic. That’s because Wednesday, Feb. 1,…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 30, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tales from the Hot Tub Considering all of the entries I’ve had about my experiences in the hot tub at the local LA Fitness, I bet you’re all thinking that I spend way too much time there. If so, that’s utter nonsense. There’s no…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 12, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Howard Eskin I usually list three jerks every week, but this is a late addition to this week’s entry. If you’re Facebook friends with me, you know exactly what this is about. If not, our own Charlie Campbell broke a story about Jon…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 23, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Skeletor’s Hot Takes My fiancee made plans with my cousin to have dinner one evening. She asked me if I wanted to come. Me: Nah, I’m kind of tired, so I’ll sit this one out. Fiancee: Really? We’re going to Red Robin. Me: WHY…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 16, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2 Last time in Jerks of the Week, I published Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1. In that entry, I wrote about taking a trip to Pennsylvania’s state capital with my fiancee so she could get her real-estate license,…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 9, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1 If you’ve never heard of Harrisburg, I don’t blame you. Hell, I’d like to congratulate you. Harrisburg, for those of you who live outside of Pennsylvania, happens to be the state’s capital. I’m not sure why Harrisburg was…