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Jerks of the Week: March 7, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Lucifer Several years ago, my friend Josh stated that we’re in the golden ages of TV and the dark ages of music. He was certainly right. Between Lost, the Wire, 24, Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica and…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 29, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: An Afternoon at McDonald’s I never imagined that I would be eating at a McDonald’s mere weeks after berating the horrendous McPick2 commercial, but there I was, sitting on my couch, as my girlfriend’s nephew continuously pelted me with my own Nerf gun. I…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 22, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever Last week, I wrote about my experience purchasing a gift card for my mom at Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa. Little did I know that just a few days later, I would be going…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 15, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa Last week, I wrote about going out to eat dinner for my mom’s birthday at a place called Macroni’s, a restaurant that didn’t serve macaroni and cheese. I’m still crying…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 8, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Macaroni’s With my mom’s birthday approaching in late January, I was concerned. My family’s choice in restaurants is, well, interesting to say the least. I’ll never forget my experience at a restaurant back in the fall of 2013. My sister’s birthday was there, but…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 1, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: McPick 2 My sister and I used to beg my mom to buy us McDonald’s at least once per week when we were kids. And on most occasions, she obliged. You see, I swam when growing up, and practices typically ended around 8, so…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 25, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Seeing Star Wars I can’t remember who it was, but someone on Facebook was shocked that I didn’t see the new Star Wars movie prior to New Year’s Eve. Apparently, this individual doesn’t know me very well. I love Star Wars as much as…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 18, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Powerball If I walked up to you in the street, and I asked you the following question, what would you do? Give me $2. I’ll let you point to any man on the street. Your choice. If we stop the man you pick, and…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 11, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: December Heat Wave Bing Crosby was a douche bag. If you don’t know who he is, no, he’s not related to Bill Cosby, and while I can’t definitively say that he didn’t molest dozens of women, he at least didn’t have a running South…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 4, 2016 JERK OF THE YEAR: The Top Five Jerks of 2015 This is technically the first Jerks of the Year entry for 2016, but it’s really the final one for 2015. That’s because I haven’t declared a Jerk of the Year yet. Why haven’t I? Well, to be honest,…