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Jerks of the Week: Aug. 21, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food This is the fourth part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Las Vegas. If there’s one recommendation I have…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 14, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas This is the third part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist. If I were elected President…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 7, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist This is the second part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on Airplanes. The first thing my fiancee asked…

Jerks of the Week: July 31, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane I’m typing this on the plane ride back from my 2017 trip to Las Vegas. This is the third time I’m coming back from Sin City, and I still can’t understand…

Jerks of the Week: July 24, 2017 Jerks of the Week: The Return to My LA Fitness Last week, when I discussed how the British Invaded LA Fitness. This was the other LA Fitness I was forced to attend in the wake of ours closing for repairs. I’m not sure why a gym needs to…

Jerks of the Week: July 17, 2017 Jerks of the Week: The British Invade LA Fitness! I’ve liked the LA Fitness near my house a lot more than the other two gyms I’ve gone to over the years. The one I used to write about when I began Jerks of the Week would be great…

Jerks of the Week: July 10, 2017 Jerks of the Week: July 4, Bureaucrats and Narcs I don’t like holidays. In fact, I could do without them. I’d actually rather work. Granted, I love my job, but holidays are frustrating nonetheless. I could see why people would like holidays, but they’re just too tedious for…

Jerks of the Week: July 3, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Jerks at Sahara Sam’s I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a kid right now. They have it so easy. They can own cell phones and play video games with 3D graphics when they’re old enough. Until then, an adult can just hand…

Jerks of the Week: June 26, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Unicorns, Cheapskates and Stalkers at Starbucks I must admit something to you all, and you’re going to hate me for it. But I just have to get it off my chest before this secret consumes my soul: I like going to Starbucks. There, I…

Jerks of the Week: June 19, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Jerks at the June Wedding Prior to Jerks of the Week beginning in May 2009, I had never been to a wedding before. I was beginning to think that I’d never been invited to one. Hell, I was convinced that I wouldn’t be invited…