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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 2, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall My Sundays in the fall are obviously incredibly busy. I wake up around 10:30 – unless there’s a stupid early London game – and after I hit the snooze button a few times, I get up and plop down…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 25, 2017 Jerks of the Week: On the Road to Margate I lied to all of you recently. I wrote two weeks ago that my trip with my fiancee to Ocean City, Maryland would be my final vacation before football. I thought that to be true at the time, but…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 18, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2 This is the second part of my Ocean City, Maryland series. Go here for Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland: Part 1. The weather, as I mentioned during last week’s entry, was pretty s***ty Friday and Saturday….

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 11, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1 I wrote about my trip to Ocean City, Maryland last year, so I thought I’d continue the tradition. It would be my final vacation prior to the NFL preseason beginning, so naturally I would encounter plenty…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 4, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole My fiancee and I have made a pact to lose weight for our impending wedding, which will be on May 26. I weighed myself prior to going to Las Vegas, and at the time, I needed…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 28, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close This is the fifth and final part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food . If you’ve never been…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 21, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food This is the fourth part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Las Vegas. If there’s one recommendation I have…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 14, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas This is the third part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist. If I were elected President…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 7, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist This is the second part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on Airplanes. The first thing my fiancee asked…

Jerks of the Week: July 31, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane I’m typing this on the plane ride back from my 2017 trip to Las Vegas. This is the third time I’m coming back from Sin City, and I still can’t understand…