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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 17, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Vuse Odyssey When I left the house one recent Saturday afternoon, I had one simple request from my fiancee: “Can you pick up a cartridge of Vuse originals on your way back from the gym?” That may not sound difficult to you, and…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 10, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Seven Years South Park is usually on the money with the points they make, though when I saw one particular episode years ago, I didn’t think much of it at the time. It was the episode where Stan is diagnosed as a cynical a**hole…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 3, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tales of the Ailing Foot My foot has been killing me for two weeks. Like, literally killing me – as in waking up in the middle of the night, creeping down to my kitchen, grabbing a knife and stabbing me in the gut repeatedly….

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 26, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Twelve Girls, Five Boys, $55 Million, and the Future Is it just me, or is the news especially depressing to listen to right now? People have always been a**holes, but they’ve apparently taken their a**holeishness to a new level in recent months, with all…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 19, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Dead Man in My Pool There was a dead man floating in my parents’ swimming pool during my engagement party. Holy s**t! Is he really dead!? I heard someone shout from behind me. He really was dead. I didn’t know what the hell I…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 12, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tale of the Three Foreigners I’ve mentioned this before, but I have caches of Jerks of the Week material stored in my Microsoft Word files. They’re available for emergency – just in case there’s an unlikely event in which I don’t encounter any jerks…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 5, 2016 JERK OF THE YEAR: Colin Kaepernick It’s now September, meaning I had just four more months left to find the Jerk of the Year. Fortunately, the Jerk of the Year for 2016 fell into my lap when Colin Kaepernick refused to stand up during the national anthem and…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 29, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2 This is the second part of my Ocean City, Maryland series. Go here for Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland: Part 1. My fiancee and I spent two full days in Ocean City, Md., and I’d have to…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 22, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1 I mentioned this in the first Fantasy Football Mock Draft Video that I taped: My birthday was quickly approaching, and my fiancee didn’t know what to get me. She asked me about 10 times, and on the…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 15, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016 For a while, it seemed as though I wouldn’t be able to make my annual trip to the Jersey Shore this summer. Between various events I’ve had to attend, and my engagement to my girlfriend, this summer has…