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Jerks of the Week: Aug. 15, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016 For a while, it seemed as though I wouldn’t be able to make my annual trip to the Jersey Shore this summer. Between various events I’ve had to attend, and my engagement to my girlfriend, this summer has…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 8, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese This is the fourth and final part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 1, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay This is the third part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport or Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group…

Jerks of the Week: July 25, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking This is the second part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport. Of the people I informed I was…

Jerks of the Week: July 18, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport This past week was a perfect time to go on vacation. I needed to get away because life has been extremely stressful lately. For instance, one of the windows in my house was leaking…

Jerks of the Week: July 11, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Heterophobes My name is Walter Cherepinsky, and I am a heterosexual. There. I said it. Finally. You have no idea how much weight has been lifted off my chest. This is a secret I’ve been hiding for quite a while now, though when I’ve…

Jerks of the Week: July 4, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls I love hosting parties and events. Not that I’m some sort of fu-fu event planner who picks out themes for these types of gatherings. I do nothing to prepare outside of purchasing alcohol, which I…

Jerks of the Week: June 27, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche It’s not unusual that I receive recommendations for Jerks of the Week. A few months ago, I published a story told to me by my friend Body Burner about someone leaving a dead cat in a box…

Jerks of the Week: June 20, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Twitter Social Justice Warriors I remember the days when I was very opposed to Twitter. Readers would e-mail me all the time, wondering why I didn’t have a Twitter account. Some of my friends said the same thing to me. My response to everyone…

Jerks of the Week: June 13, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Getting Lost and Poisoned I love football and all, but summer is my favorite season. It’s a time to relax and even write Jerks of the Week outside. Yes, I’m sitting outside and typing the words you’re reading right now. My shirt is off…