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Jerks of the Week: Feb. 27, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3 Last week, I wrote Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2, which involved going to a $400 “Leather and Lacy” party and nearly freezing to death in unusually frigid Houston weather. On the bright side,…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 20, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2 Last week, I wrote Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1, which involved my usual hardships at the Philadelphia International Airport. I thought about conspiring with terrorists and their Bob-ombs because of a lack of…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 13, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1 I’ve been covering the NFL on this Web site for almost 18 years now, but I’ve never been to the Super Bowl. Hell, I’ve never been to a Super Bowl city, outside of Tampa on a…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 6, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2017 might forever be known to some for the horrible riots that occurred on UC-Berkeley’s campus, but I’m not going to touch on that topic. That’s because Wednesday, Feb. 1,…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 30, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tales from the Hot Tub Considering all of the entries I’ve had about my experiences in the hot tub at the local LA Fitness, I bet you’re all thinking that I spend way too much time there. If so, that’s utter nonsense. There’s no…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 12, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Howard Eskin I usually list three jerks every week, but this is a late addition to this week’s entry. If you’re Facebook friends with me, you know exactly what this is about. If not, our own Charlie Campbell broke a story about Jon…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 23, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Skeletor’s Hot Takes My fiancee made plans with my cousin to have dinner one evening. She asked me if I wanted to come. Me: Nah, I’m kind of tired, so I’ll sit this one out. Fiancee: Really? We’re going to Red Robin. Me: WHY…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 16, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2 Last time in Jerks of the Week, I published Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1. In that entry, I wrote about taking a trip to Pennsylvania’s state capital with my fiancee so she could get her real-estate license,…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 9, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1 If you’ve never heard of Harrisburg, I don’t blame you. Hell, I’d like to congratulate you. Harrisburg, for those of you who live outside of Pennsylvania, happens to be the state’s capital. I’m not sure why Harrisburg was…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 2, 2017 JERK OF THE WEEK: Self-Entitled Douche Bag Kids If people were smart enough to elect me President of the United States, I believe I would make all the smart choices. I’d create jobs, end all homelessness and deport anyone who annoyed me. I would take all the necessary…