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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 12, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tale of the Three Foreigners I’ve mentioned this before, but I have caches of Jerks of the Week material stored in my Microsoft Word files. They’re available for emergency – just in case there’s an unlikely event in which I don’t encounter any jerks…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 5, 2016 JERK OF THE YEAR: Colin Kaepernick It’s now September, meaning I had just four more months left to find the Jerk of the Year. Fortunately, the Jerk of the Year for 2016 fell into my lap when Colin Kaepernick refused to stand up during the national anthem and…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 29, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2 This is the second part of my Ocean City, Maryland series. Go here for Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland: Part 1. My fiancee and I spent two full days in Ocean City, Md., and I’d have to…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 22, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1 I mentioned this in the first Fantasy Football Mock Draft Video that I taped: My birthday was quickly approaching, and my fiancee didn’t know what to get me. She asked me about 10 times, and on the…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 15, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016 For a while, it seemed as though I wouldn’t be able to make my annual trip to the Jersey Shore this summer. Between various events I’ve had to attend, and my engagement to my girlfriend, this summer has…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 8, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese This is the fourth and final part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 1, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay This is the third part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport or Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group…

Jerks of the Week: July 25, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking This is the second part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport. Of the people I informed I was…

Jerks of the Week: July 18, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport This past week was a perfect time to go on vacation. I needed to get away because life has been extremely stressful lately. For instance, one of the windows in my house was leaking…

Jerks of the Week: July 11, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Heterophobes My name is Walter Cherepinsky, and I am a heterosexual. There. I said it. Finally. You have no idea how much weight has been lifted off my chest. This is a secret I’ve been hiding for quite a while now, though when I’ve…