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Jerks of the Week: April 30, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Boston Market My wedding is coming up at the end of May, so my fiancee and I have had to do some things related to that recently. We’ve gotten our marriage licenses, we’ve smuggled tax-free alcohol across state lines, and we also…

Jerks of the Week: May 7, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips I had an argument with a guy in a hot tub recently. I know that sounds like the beginning of a very strange porno, but I assure you that there wasn’t anything lewd involved. This is a guy…

Jerks of the Week: May 14, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Chik-fil-A I usually pay attention to the news, but with the NFL Draft happening, I wasn’t able to do so toward the end of April. Between gathering information, compiling countless mock drafts and worrying about making dumb picks, I haven’t been able…

Jerks of the Week: April 2, 2018 Jerk of the Year: April Fools and April Truths VI I finally did it. I’ve been saying for years that I’d have Jonathan Frakes – the actor who played William Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation – to write ending blurbs for my annual April Fools and…

Jerks of the Week: March 26, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Katy Perry In one of my early Jerks of the Week entries, I quoted my long-time BFF Josh when he appropriately described the state of affairs concerning America’s entertainment industry: “We’re in the golden age of TV, but the dark ages of music.” I’m…

Jerks of the Week: March 19, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Tipping Starbucks Cashiers I’ve made my opinion known about tipping Starbucks cashiers and baristas in recent Jerks of the Week posts. In case you missed it, or have just forgotten, or quite simply don’t care, here’s a brief summary of what I think about…

Jerks of the Week: March 12, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Mega Jerks at the Gym Whenever people bring up Jerks of the Week to me, they always ask, “Walt, how is it that you find so many strange people to write about?” My answer is always the same: “Spend a day with me, and…

Jerks of the Week: March 5, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Nazi Hot Tub Man I’ve written 484 Jerks of the Week entries prior to this one. Given that I mention about three people on average in each post, we can estimate that I have discussed 1,452 jerks in the history of this Web site….

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 26, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4 In Part 3 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, I talked about how I nearly died twice in Minnesota, prior to the actual game. Fortunately, I survived until Super Bowl Sunday, which turned out to…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 12, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2 In Part 1 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, I talked about my troubles at the airport and on the flight to Minnesota. The worst part about the flight was this 2-year-old girl who was…