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Jerks of the Week: June 18, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 1 For those of you who haven’t read Jerks of the Week in a while, I got married on May 26. The wedding was great, and part of that included several people coming up to me and saying,…

Jerks of the Week: June 11, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 2 This is Part 2 of my bachelor party entry. Go here for My Bachelor Party – Part 1. As a brief recap, my nine friends and I got wasted at my house, went to an 80s-themed…

Jerks of the Week: June 4, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 1 Those of you who know that I got married last Saturday might be expecting a series of Jerks of the Week entries about my wedding. That’s coming, but I decided that it wouldn’t feel natural to…

Jerks of the Week: May 28, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Unhappy Meals I’m assuming I just got married. I’m typing this eight days prior to my wedding – still no countdown needed to help me determine that 26 minus 18 is eight – and I figured I’d be extremely busy next week, so…

Jerks of the Week: May 21, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell I’m getting married next weekend, and people I tend to interact with are well aware of that. They all have said the same thing to me recently, which I discovered last Friday. Before I get…

Jerks of the Week: April 9, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday I had big plans to write about some strange and stupid people I encountered during my mom’s birthday in late January, but I kind of got distracted by all of my entries about the Super Bowl….

Jerks of the Week: April 16, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve attended lots of 1-year-old birthday parties lately. I may not have been invited to many parties when I was in my first four years of college, but I am now a…

Jerks of the Week: April 23, 2018 Jerk of the Week: A Very S***ty Day I’ve liked LA Fitness for the most part, but it’s really been pissing me off lately. The primary reason is that the hot tub never works. I know that this sounds like a first-world problem, but I’ve always maintained that…

Jerks of the Week: April 30, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Boston Market My wedding is coming up at the end of May, so my fiancee and I have had to do some things related to that recently. We’ve gotten our marriage licenses, we’ve smuggled tax-free alcohol across state lines, and we also…

Jerks of the Week: May 7, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips I had an argument with a guy in a hot tub recently. I know that sounds like the beginning of a very strange porno, but I assure you that there wasn’t anything lewd involved. This is a guy…