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Jerks of the Week: April 29, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Taco Hell, 2019 Is it just me, or have fast-food employees gotten dumber with each passing year? I imagine that this depends on where you live, but I’m talking about the Philadelphia region, specifically. The fast-food employees in Philly and its suburbs might just…

Jerks of the Week: April 22, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Wedding Ablaze My wife and I were invited to a wedding recently. The bride is someone I’ve been friends with for a long time. The groom, meanwhile, is a man I danced with at my own wedding. No explanation needed. These two friends of…

Jerks of the Week: April 15, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Waitress of All Time I’ve made it known in past Jerks of the Week entries that my favorite restaurant in the entire world is Nifty Fifty’s, a 50s-themed burgers and shakes joint. There used to be a Nifty Fifty’s near my house,…

Jerks of the Week: April 8, 2019 Jerks of the Week: AsianDating.com Believe it or not, someone out there thinks that I have a fetish for Asian men. It’s true. At least that’s what I gathered when I discovered that someone signed me up for a couple of Asian dating sites. Each day, I get…

Jerks of the Week: April 1, 2019 Jerks of the Week: April Fools and April Truths VII I’ll come right out and say it – I forgot to ask Jonathan Frakes to write the blurbs at the end of the April Fools and April Truths once again. And I’m sure none of you are surprised….

Jerks of the Week: March 25, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Hibachi Restaurant Hates Me My wife recently announced that we would be going out for her father’s birthday on the final Saturday in February. My palms instantly began sweating in anticipation. Where would we be eating? We’ve gone to the Olive Garden on a…

Jerks of the Week: March 18, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 4 In Parts 1-3 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I discussed meeting Ron Jaworski in Atlanta and then talked about my horrible experience at the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. I did not discuss my flight…

Jerks of the Week: March 11, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 3 In Parts 1 and 2 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I referenced that as bad as my experiences at Philadelphia International Airport have been, they’ve been nothing compared to the agony I suffered at…

Jerks of the Week: March 4, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2 In Part 1 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I talked about my troubles at the airport, particularly how I was ripped off at an airport burger joint. I also sat next to a woman…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 25, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1 I must issue an apology. I’ve written about how bad the Philadelphia International Airport is for years. I’ve proclaimed it to be the worst airport in the world. I’ve discussed how the employees at the airport…