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Jerks of the Week: Nov. 12, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks at the Zombie Circus If you want to know how backlogged I am in Jerks of the Week, this entry is about something that occurred on Labor Day. Thanks to numerous entries about my wedding, my honeymoon and my trip to Las Vegas,…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 5, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Halloween I had high hopes for Halloween when I first moved into my new house eight years ago. When I was single, I hoped that some hot MILF would ring my door bell and say, “Trick-or-treat, sexy” and then abandon her kid and proceed…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 29, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef? It’s been a while since I’ve written about the gym. In between getting married and traipsing around to Bermuda and Las Vegas, I haven’t been able to swim my usual mile that often. I managed to drop…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 22, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay This is Part 4 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3, Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018,…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 15, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant This is Part 3 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1, click…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 8, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool This is Part 2 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1, click the link. If you don’t have time, as a slight recap, I complained…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 1, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport It wouldn’t be a vacation if I didn’t include a rant about the airport in the opening entry of a series in Jerks of the Week. I did this in the initial post…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 24, 2018 Jerk of the Week: YouTube Personalities I never thought I’d pay for YouTube’s premium content. In fact, I swore I never would. The Walt from 2017 would have been very disappointed in 2018 Walt if he had done this, so I imagine that he’s shaking his head in…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 17, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Friends from College I had some great friends from college, so this is not a dig at them. I have some hilarious stories about them – including one about a guy who thought he broke his leg because he drunkenly collapsed into a bath…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 10, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Aladdin on Broadway I recently saw Aladdin on Broadway in downtown Philadelphia. No, I was not kidnapped and forced into it, and no, I am not some sort of sick psychopath who attends musicals all the time. This was actually the first musical I’ve…