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Jerks of the Week: Jan. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Adventures at the Chinese Buffet If you’re a dog-owner, and you’re crazy like my wife and me, you give your dog a voice. My wife and I do this with our dog, Sherlock. Sometimes, I make him say inappropriate things, including one recent occasion…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 14, 2019 Jerks of the Week: A Million Little Things This is Us is known for being one of the best tear-inducing dramas on TV. And rightfully so. The first season of This is Us was awesome. The twist at the end of the series premiere was mind-blowing, and the…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 7, 2019 Jerks of the Week: 2018 Christmas Commercials I believe we all witnessed a Christmas miracle this year. You may not have recognized it, but I certainly did. Frankly, it was quite obvious to me, but then again, I’m an insane person who rants about Christmas commercials every year…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 31, 2018 Bonus Jerk of the Year: The Facebook Beggar I’ve met several cool people from running the Web site. We had a forum party several years ago where several dudes from the WalterFootball.com forum gathered at my house for a fantasy football draft. I met some readers when they’ve…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 24, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery My wife asked me a question after dinner one recent Saturday night. “Want to go get ice cream?” Uhh… yeah! Even better, she volunteered to do the dishes while I drove to Dairy Queen, making the decision even…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 17, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags I absolutely loathe downtown Philadelphia or any other urban area. In fact, I’ve never been to New York for this reason. It’s a personal goal of mine never to go to New York, and I’ve been…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 10, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again) I don’t know if I can name five celebrities. I just don’t care. These people don’t matter to me, and I hold their opinions in little regard. I’m also bad at determining who’s a good actor, since I always…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 3, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Slow and Sucky Subway I value time more than anything. A perfect example of this would be when I ordered gifts from Amazon for my sister’s birthday. I paid to have them all wrapped, which was an extra $3 or so per gift. My…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 26, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Battle of the Sexes My long-time friend Glimmer is pregnant, and she had a gender-reveal party on a September Saturday. She had a feeling it was going to be a girl, so in the voting process, I trusted her instincts. That, however, wasn’t the…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 19, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks People at my gym aren’t fans of Bill Cosby. Obviously, Cosby doesn’t have very many fans remaining, based on his revealed conduct with women over the years, but there’s an extra level of hatred for him…