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Jerks of the Week: June 3, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Bingo Night When the NFL Draft concludes at the end of April each year, I make goals for myself that I’d like to accomplish in the summer. For instance, I made a vow to finally publish my book prior to the start of the…

Jerks of the Week: May 27, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The One-Year Anniversary It’s been exactly one year since I got married. Well, technically one year and one day as of this publishing, but regardless, it’s difficult to believe that a year went by so quickly. It’s just astonishing to me that our wedding…

Jerks of the Week: May 20, 2019 (posted May 17) Jerks of the Week: The Abomination That Was Game of Thrones: Season 8, Episode 5 Kenny Ortiz (from FantasyJabber.com) and I do a Game of Thrones recap podcast each week. Here’s our most recent episode: You may or may not have noticed that we didn’t…

Jerks of the Week: May 13, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Return to the Poop Gym We’ve gone to the moon. We’ve developed cures for terminal diseases. We can communicate with anyone on the planet with the press of a button. Humanity has come a long way over the years, and we’ve proven that we…

Jerks of the Week: May 6, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Saladworks Weirdos I’ve written about my difficult experiences at fast-food restaurants lately. The idiots working there have constantly screwed up my orders, inexplicably forgetting an item on every single occasion. You’d think it would be very easy to put all of the items on…

Jerks of the Week: April 29, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Taco Hell, 2019 Is it just me, or have fast-food employees gotten dumber with each passing year? I imagine that this depends on where you live, but I’m talking about the Philadelphia region, specifically. The fast-food employees in Philly and its suburbs might just…

Jerks of the Week: April 22, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Wedding Ablaze My wife and I were invited to a wedding recently. The bride is someone I’ve been friends with for a long time. The groom, meanwhile, is a man I danced with at my own wedding. No explanation needed. These two friends of…

Jerks of the Week: April 15, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Waitress of All Time I’ve made it known in past Jerks of the Week entries that my favorite restaurant in the entire world is Nifty Fifty’s, a 50s-themed burgers and shakes joint. There used to be a Nifty Fifty’s near my house,…

Jerks of the Week: April 8, 2019 Jerks of the Week: AsianDating.com Believe it or not, someone out there thinks that I have a fetish for Asian men. It’s true. At least that’s what I gathered when I discovered that someone signed me up for a couple of Asian dating sites. Each day, I get…

Jerks of the Week: April 1, 2019 Jerks of the Week: April Fools and April Truths VII I’ll come right out and say it – I forgot to ask Jonathan Frakes to write the blurbs at the end of the April Fools and April Truths once again. And I’m sure none of you are surprised….