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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Song Ever I’ve written about a handful of songs in Jerks of the Week over the years. The one that sticks out the most was Friday, by Rebecca Black. It’s hard to believe that I wrote the Rebecca Black Jerks entry eight…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 14, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Bank Robbers (Including Me) I must get something off my chest and come clean with what I’ve done recently: I robbed a bank. Twice. Please, don’t alert the authorities. I beg you not to do this. At least, allow me to explain first. It…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 7, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Dumb Parents, Irrelevant Pregnancy and MeUndies There were a series of events that greatly pissed me off during a recent weekday. They all occurred with a few hours within each other, so I will discuss each of them sequentially. I made my way out…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 30, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Horny Hot Tub Guys I smelled something rotten when I stepped onto the pool deck at my local LA Fitness. My initial instinct was to blame one of the patrons. OK, which one of these idiots I typically make fun of smells horribly today?…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 23, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 5 – The Many Random Jerks of Las Vegas Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 4, my wife and I took a ride from the Uber driver from hell, and then we narrowly…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 16, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 4 – The Suicide Squad and the Blowup Doll Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 3, my wife and I encountered some very annoying individuals at the Waldorf-Astoria pool in Las Vegas. I…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 2, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 2 – Mojito Bro and the Cabana Crew Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 1, my wife and I had our usual issues at the Philadelphia International Airport. We encountered plenty of impressive…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 9, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 3 – Mojito Bro’s Concubines and Casino Narc Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 2, my wife and I encountered some very annoying individuals at the Waldorf-Astoria pool in Las Vegas. I called…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 19, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Word “Stupid” and Birthday with the Nephews I’ve been having technology problems in my home office recently. There have been two issues. The first involved my printer. Whenever I’ve tried to print something, it said, “Printer is in an error state.” What was…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 26, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 1 – The Philadelphia International Airport My wife and I were embarking on our annual trip to Las Vegas back in mid-July, so we naturally ran into some trouble at the Philadelphia International Airport. Just writing “Philadelphia International…