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Jerks of the Week: Jan. 28, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Someone Hit on Me at the Gym Many of you may not know this, but Jerks of the Week, in a sense, actually predates Jerks of the Week. I’ll explain. When I was in college, I used to post long away messages on AIM…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Adventures at the Chinese Buffet If you’re a dog-owner, and you’re crazy like my wife and me, you give your dog a voice. My wife and I do this with our dog, Sherlock. Sometimes, I make him say inappropriate things, including one recent occasion…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 14, 2019 Jerks of the Week: A Million Little Things This is Us is known for being one of the best tear-inducing dramas on TV. And rightfully so. The first season of This is Us was awesome. The twist at the end of the series premiere was mind-blowing, and the…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 7, 2019 Jerks of the Week: 2018 Christmas Commercials I believe we all witnessed a Christmas miracle this year. You may not have recognized it, but I certainly did. Frankly, it was quite obvious to me, but then again, I’m an insane person who rants about Christmas commercials every year…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 31, 2018 Bonus Jerk of the Year: The Facebook Beggar I’ve met several cool people from running the Web site. We had a forum party several years ago where several dudes from the WalterFootball.com forum gathered at my house for a fantasy football draft. I met some readers when they’ve…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 24, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery My wife asked me a question after dinner one recent Saturday night. “Want to go get ice cream?” Uhh… yeah! Even better, she volunteered to do the dishes while I drove to Dairy Queen, making the decision even…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 17, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags I absolutely loathe downtown Philadelphia or any other urban area. In fact, I’ve never been to New York for this reason. It’s a personal goal of mine never to go to New York, and I’ve been…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 10, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again) I don’t know if I can name five celebrities. I just don’t care. These people don’t matter to me, and I hold their opinions in little regard. I’m also bad at determining who’s a good actor, since I always…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 3, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Slow and Sucky Subway I value time more than anything. A perfect example of this would be when I ordered gifts from Amazon for my sister’s birthday. I paid to have them all wrapped, which was an extra $3 or so per gift. My…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 26, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Battle of the Sexes My long-time friend Glimmer is pregnant, and she had a gender-reveal party on a September Saturday. She had a feeling it was going to be a girl, so in the voting process, I trusted her instincts. That, however, wasn’t the…