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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 21, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Annoying Kids in the Neighborhood My wife asked me an innocent question one night when we were watching TV: “Hey, can you take the dogs out?” I said no, which caught her by surprise. “Why not?” she asked. “I think Raven needs to poop.”…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 14, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Giant Bean Stock Lady I spoke to someone recently who pointed out that something we’ve all learned during the Fauxvid-19 pandemic is that we take things for granted. This woman mentioned eating out at restaurants as something she took for granted. Meeting your buddies…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 7, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Voice Actors I received some terrible news recently that absolutely crushed me. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from it. You see, I was planning on expanding Jerks of the Week. I’ve been writing Jerks of the Week since 2009, but I’ve come to…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 31, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 5: The Positives of Pandemic Vegas In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. In…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 24, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 4: Masks, Burgers and Twigs In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. In Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 17, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 3: The Evil Mosquito Man In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. In Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 10, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 2: Meeting a Porn Star In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. Here’s Part…

Jerks of the Week for April 4, 2011 Several people on Twitter – I’ve come to dub them as Sand in the Vag Mafia – were very pissed at me on Friday. If you missed it, go here to read about the controversy regarding my Adrian Peterson tweet. I’ve had an entire weekend to think…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 3, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1: Airport Amid a Pandemic I’ve been asked the following question so many times that I want to vomit every time I hear it: “Is there going to be a football season this year?” Yes. Yes there will…

Jerks of the Week: July 27, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Happy Uncle’s Day Some of you may not know this, but Father’s Day occurred about a month ago. I may not be a dad yet, though my wife disagrees. She got me a lovely Father’s Day present, which was a basket comprised of various…