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Jerks of the Week: March 30, 2020 Jerks of the Week: April Fools and April Truths VIII: Coronavirus Edition I’ve been promising a seven-part Jerks of the Week series about my trip to Miami, and it’s coming, I promise. The initial posting will be up next week. I would have made it available today, but…

Jerks of the Week: March 23, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Dumb People in the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic I discussed what pissed me off most about the Wuhan Coronavirus – besides the actual Wuhan Coronavirus – in last week’s Jerks of the Week entry. My primary focus was on the idiots who panic bought toilet…

Jerks of the Week: March 16, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Wuhan Coronavirus If you were to rank all of the people on Earth most prepared for the Wuhan Coronavirus, I wouldn’t be at the top, but I’d be pretty damn close. I’ll concede that those with bunkers stocked with years’ worth of supplies are…

Jerks of the Week: March 9, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Car Inspections My wife and both my parents have been trying to convince me to buy a new car for quite some time. “Walt, you have an old car,” my mom said when we were out to dinner one night. “Just buy a new…

Jerks of the Week: March 2, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Star Trek Picard Many of you may not know this, but I’m a big Star Trek fan. It all started when I was 12 years old. It was a rainy, Saturday afternoon, and I was hanging out with my best friend Josh in my…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 24, 2020 Jerk of the Year: Nephtali Diaz Imagine hating someone so much that you constantly obsess with them and post nonsensical things on their Facebook wall. I personally could not do that. I’m someone who is more likely to silently plot revenge for years until my goal is achieved….

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 17, 2020 Jerks of the Week: 2020 Oscars Golden Academy Awards and the Dana Schwartz South Park Tweet I commended Ricky Gervais on his excellent speech in last week’s Jerks of the Week entry where I discussed the Golden Global Awards and the British Royals. As I was breaking down…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 10, 2020 Jerks of the Week: The Golden Global Awards and the British Royals Some of you might lose respect for me when I say this, but so be it. I don’t want to lie. I watched a movie awards show. Now, let me explain. I did this once. I…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 3, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Tiny Lifeguard, Cookie Monster Lady, Handsome Men in the Locker Room I hardly go to the gym in the morning. Hell, I’m hardly awake in the morning. The earliest I tend to wake up when it’s not football season is 11:30 a.m., and that’s…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 27, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Worst Best Dinner Ever: My Nifty Fifty’s Saga I can be decisive when it comes to important things, but never when it involves trivial matters. For instance, my wife and I have this sort of conversation almost every night: Wife: What do you want…