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Jerks of the Week: July 27, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Happy Uncle’s Day Some of you may not know this, but Father’s Day occurred about a month ago. I may not be a dad yet, though my wife disagrees. She got me a lovely Father’s Day present, which was a basket comprised of various…

Jerks of the Week: July 20, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of the Gym While Not at the Gym I’ve written in a previous entry that I sorely miss going to the gym amid the Fauxvid-19 lockdown. Not only have I gained plenty of weight during the pandemic; I’ve also nearly died while doing…

Jerks of the Week: July 13, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Back to Restaurants I did something you absolutely won’t believe on a recent Sunday. Take a guess as to what that was. I’ll give you three tries. Oh, you think I won a million bucks by playing scratch-off tickets? Try again. What’s that? You…

Jerks of the Week: July 6, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Lockdown Lunatics I look forward to the day that people finally understand that the Coronavirus pandemic has come to an end. There was mass panic back in March because we had virtually no data on this disease, thanks to the World Health Organization’s incompetence….

Jerks of the Week: June 29, 2020 Jerks of the Week: YouTube Workout Videos I never really understood why professional athletes can’t play past their late 30s. Sure, there have been some exceptions like Tom Brady, Gordie Howe and various NFL kickers – just kidding; kickers aren’t athletes – but for the most part, sports…

Jerks of the Week: June 22, 2020 Jerks of the Week: CHAZ Losers I’ve been making fun of the morons in CHAZ for a decade. It’s true. And I have proof. Back in November of 2009, I wrote an entry about Multi-Colored Face Girl, a chick who showed up to my Halloween party with a…

Jerks of the Week: June 15, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Quarantine Stories III: My Dog’s Lover I’ve had enough of my neighbors. Though the lockdown is still ongoing in Pennsylvania – our governor, Tom Wolf, is an idiot – everyone is outside. This hasn’t pleased the leader of our township, some woman named Barbara,…

Jerks of the Week: June 8, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Quarantine Stories II I’m sure some of you didn’t see your parents for a while once the Covid-related quarantine was installed in the middle of March. In fact, one of my friends, who hasn’t seen his parents, dropped off a present at his mom’s…

Jerks of the Week: June 1, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Quarantine Stories This won’t surprise any of you, but I didn’t get out much in April. I was basically stuck at home the entire month, unable to go anywhere. Aside from walking my dog, I didn’t even see the sun. In fact, I nearly…

Jerks of the Week: May 25, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 7: Peruvian Problems and Taco Island In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. In Part 2 of Welcome to Miami, I entered a party under the guise of Leonys…