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Jerks of the Week: Nov. 23, 2020 Jerks of the Week: The Most Cowardly Man on the Planet Some won’t believe me, but there have been some positive things to come out of the pandemic. For example, it got many people to invest in the stock market, and those who bought GameStop shares will soon…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 16, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Barbara and the Starving Child We have some loons in my neighborhood. I’ve been living in Walnut Grove since 2010, which has given me 10 great years of writing about these crazy people. I’m not sure how much longer I’ll be living here –…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 9, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Halloween 2020 It hadn’t dawned on me that Halloween could be canceled this year until I got an e-mail from someone in my NextDoor group, asking if they needed to buy candy for Halloween. Oh yeah, the so-called pandemic. I almost forgot about it!…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 2, 2020 Jerks of the Week: InvestScorpio The pandemic has changed everything. Think about how much different your life is right now. Going to bars late at night is no longer an option in most places. You’re forced to wear a cumbersome and ineffective mask everywhere. If you’re a student,…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 26, 2020 Jerks of the Week: FilipinoCupid.com Last April, I wrote a Jerks of the Week entry entitled, AsianDating.com, where I revealed that someone signed me up for that Web site because they believed I have a fetish for Asian men. I received queries from these Asian men, desperate for…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 19, 2020 Jerks of the Week: The Great Antifa War of Labor Day I’m sure all of you know of the riots taking place in various cities across America. They’ve been happening since Memorial Day, as various hate groups have burned down homes, businesses and even police precincts. The primary…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 12, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2020 I missed out on going to the Jersey Shore in 2019, and for quite some time, it didn’t seem as though I would be able to make the trip this year. Coronavirus, of course, was the key factor….

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 5, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Death Wishers There are some sick human beings on this planet. I’ve known this for quite some time, but this was reinforced to me recently in the wake of some dire news that broke on the morning of Oct. 2, 2020. No, I’m not…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 28, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Mask Karens at Starbucks I never thought the prospect of voting for a child molester with onset dementia seemed like a viable option. Yet, Joe Biden removed himself from consideration when he held a press conference with the slave labor lady who somehow became…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 21, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Annoying Kids in the Neighborhood My wife asked me an innocent question one night when we were watching TV: “Hey, can you take the dogs out?” I said no, which caught her by surprise. “Why not?” she asked. “I think Raven needs to poop.”…