Humor

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 4, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Mark Zuckerberg Testimony I can’t say I ever liked Mark Zuckerberg. I suspected it might have just been an aversion to him, so I thought about it and came up with a list of reasons why I wasn’t his biggest fan: He always…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 28, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Beer Purchase I don’t know when it happened, but supermarkets have begun selling beer in Pennsylvania. Depending on where you live, this may not be a big deal. For example, when I visited Charlie Campbell in Florida several years ago, I was…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Song Ever I’ve written about a handful of songs in Jerks of the Week over the years. The one that sticks out the most was Friday, by Rebecca Black. It’s hard to believe that I wrote the Rebecca Black Jerks entry eight…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 14, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Bank Robbers (Including Me) I must get something off my chest and come clean with what I’ve done recently: I robbed a bank. Twice. Please, don’t alert the authorities. I beg you not to do this. At least, allow me to explain first. It…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 7, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Dumb Parents, Irrelevant Pregnancy and MeUndies There were a series of events that greatly pissed me off during a recent weekday. They all occurred with a few hours within each other, so I will discuss each of them sequentially. I made my way out…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 30, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Horny Hot Tub Guys I smelled something rotten when I stepped onto the pool deck at my local LA Fitness. My initial instinct was to blame one of the patrons. OK, which one of these idiots I typically make fun of smells horribly today?…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 23, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 5 – The Many Random Jerks of Las Vegas Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 4, my wife and I took a ride from the Uber driver from hell, and then we narrowly…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 16, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 4 – The Suicide Squad and the Blowup Doll Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 3, my wife and I encountered some very annoying individuals at the Waldorf-Astoria pool in Las Vegas. I…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 2, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 2 – Mojito Bro and the Cabana Crew Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 1, my wife and I had our usual issues at the Philadelphia International Airport. We encountered plenty of impressive…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 9, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 3 – Mojito Bro’s Concubines and Casino Narc Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 2, my wife and I encountered some very annoying individuals at the Waldorf-Astoria pool in Las Vegas. I called…