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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 7, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Voice Actors I received some terrible news recently that absolutely crushed me. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from it. You see, I was planning on expanding Jerks of the Week. I’ve been writing Jerks of the Week since 2009, but I’ve come to…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 31, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 5: The Positives of Pandemic Vegas In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. In…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 24, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 4: Masks, Burgers and Twigs In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. In Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 17, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 3: The Evil Mosquito Man In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. In Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 10, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 2: Meeting a Porn Star In Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1, I discussed that Philadelphia International Airport employees weren’t wearing masks, and how an airport Subway worker almost caused me to miss my flight. Here’s Part…

Jerks of the Week for April 4, 2011 Several people on Twitter – I’ve come to dub them as Sand in the Vag Mafia – were very pissed at me on Friday. If you missed it, go here to read about the controversy regarding my Adrian Peterson tweet. I’ve had an entire weekend to think…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 3, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1: Airport Amid a Pandemic I’ve been asked the following question so many times that I want to vomit every time I hear it: “Is there going to be a football season this year?” Yes. Yes there will…

Jerks of the Week: July 27, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Happy Uncle’s Day Some of you may not know this, but Father’s Day occurred about a month ago. I may not be a dad yet, though my wife disagrees. She got me a lovely Father’s Day present, which was a basket comprised of various…

Jerks of the Week: July 20, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of the Gym While Not at the Gym I’ve written in a previous entry that I sorely miss going to the gym amid the Fauxvid-19 lockdown. Not only have I gained plenty of weight during the pandemic; I’ve also nearly died while doing…

Jerks of the Week: July 13, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Back to Restaurants I did something you absolutely won’t believe on a recent Sunday. Take a guess as to what that was. I’ll give you three tries. Oh, you think I won a million bucks by playing scratch-off tickets? Try again. What’s that? You…