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Jerks of the Week: June 1, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Quarantine Stories This won’t surprise any of you, but I didn’t get out much in April. I was basically stuck at home the entire month, unable to go anywhere. Aside from walking my dog, I didn’t even see the sun. In fact, I nearly…

Jerks of the Week: May 25, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 7: Peruvian Problems and Taco Island In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. In Part 2 of Welcome to Miami, I entered a party under the guise of Leonys…

Jerks of the Week: May 18, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 6: Peruvian Problems and Taco Island In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. In Part 2 of Welcome to Miami, I entered a party under the guise of Leonys…

Jerks of the Week: May 11, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 5: Hot Women with Hair Problems In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. In Part 2 of Welcome to Miami, I entered a party under the guise of Leonys…

Jerks of the Week: May 4, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 4: The Best Burger Place in the World In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. In Part 2 of Welcome to Miami, I entered a party under the guise…

Jerks of the Week: April 27, 2020 Jerks of the Week: ESPN’s 2020 NFL Draft Coverage I’d like to interrupt the Welcome to Miami seven-part series to discuss the 2020 NFL Draft. My adventures in Miami will return next week, but given that the 2020 NFL Draft just occurred, I thought it was necessary to…

Jerks of the Week: April 20, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 3: Strippers and Salsa In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. In Part 2 of Welcome to Miami, I entered a party under the guise of Leonys Maroney III…

Jerks of the Week: April 13, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 2: The Adventures of Leonys Maroney III In Part 1 of Welcome to Miami, I flew first class under the guise of Maximillian Cucumber VIII. Little did I know that I would actually have to pretend to be someone else…

Jerks of the Week: April 6, 2020 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to Miami, Part 1: The Adventures of Maximillian Cucumber, the VIII I’ve gone to the location of the Super Bowl the past four years, meaning I’ve flown to Houston, Minneapolis and Atlanta. The weather in Houston was rather chilly, especially when I was…

Jerks of the Week: March 30, 2020 Jerks of the Week: April Fools and April Truths VIII: Coronavirus Edition I’ve been promising a seven-part Jerks of the Week series about my trip to Miami, and it’s coming, I promise. The initial posting will be up next week. I would have made it available today, but…