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Jerks of the Week: Jan. 17, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Netflix Christmas Movies I must admit something to you all: I have a superpower. It’s true. No joke. My superpower is clairvoyance, and I’ve recently discovered that I have this ability when I was watching Netflix Christmas movies with my wife. This particular movie…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 10, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Mr. Man Boobs and Mr. Peach I’ve often described myself as an obese individual. Some of you may not believe this, but it’s true. In fact, I’m so obese that I had two Thanksgiving dinners! The second Thanksgiving dinner occurred Friday, Dec. 7. My…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 3, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Daughter for Purchase I have to hand it to my LA Fitness gym manager. She said that the hot tub at the LA Fitness, which had been broken since August 2020, would be open the Monday after Halloween. I scoffed at that projection, knowing…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 27, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The IHOP Trip I’ve always been a huge fan of IHOP. In fact, I once took a girl on a first date to IHOP. I know what you’re thinking: “Walt, you have no game if you took a girl to IHOP for your first…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 20, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Three Errands I don’t get to visit the gym often during the football season. In fact, I seldom leave my house. When I started my engine and pulled out of my driveway on a recent Wednesday, it was the first time I had driven…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 13, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Offensive YouTube Videos I often write Jerks of the Week entries weeks in advance just in case I don’t have the time to create one on a given week. I often have three or four in reserve, which I post about a month after…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 6, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Halloween Birthday Party I have to admit that I was jealous of my

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 29, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Lady of the Hot Tub I would pay lots of money to sit in a nice hot tub right now. Of course, I sort of already do, as my monthly LA Fitness membership is supposed to include that. There’s a hot tub at every…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 22, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Microsoft Ignite Video I’m not breaking any news by saying that Bill Gates is one of the creepiest people in the world. But don’t take my word for it. Let me read you a passage from a best-selling book that quoted Gates when he…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 15, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The $300 Long Con I’m sure many of you have received e-mails that resemble the following: Dear Sir, my name is Marmalade Bananabottoms and I am an African princess. The imperial storm troopers assassinated my father, King Reginald Bartholomew Beethoven Von Bananabottoms IV, by…