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Jerks of the Week: May 21, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell I’m getting married next weekend, and people I tend to interact with are well aware of that. They all have said the same thing to me recently, which I discovered last Friday. Before I get…

Jerks of the Week: April 9, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday I had big plans to write about some strange and stupid people I encountered during my mom’s birthday in late January, but I kind of got distracted by all of my entries about the Super Bowl….

Jerks of the Week: April 16, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve attended lots of 1-year-old birthday parties lately. I may not have been invited to many parties when I was in my first four years of college, but I am now a…

Jerks of the Week: April 23, 2018 Jerk of the Week: A Very S***ty Day I’ve liked LA Fitness for the most part, but it’s really been pissing me off lately. The primary reason is that the hot tub never works. I know that this sounds like a first-world problem, but I’ve always maintained that…

Jerks of the Week: April 30, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Boston Market My wedding is coming up at the end of May, so my fiancee and I have had to do some things related to that recently. We’ve gotten our marriage licenses, we’ve smuggled tax-free alcohol across state lines, and we also…

Jerks of the Week: May 7, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips I had an argument with a guy in a hot tub recently. I know that sounds like the beginning of a very strange porno, but I assure you that there wasn’t anything lewd involved. This is a guy…

Jerks of the Week: May 14, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Chik-fil-A I usually pay attention to the news, but with the NFL Draft happening, I wasn’t able to do so toward the end of April. Between gathering information, compiling countless mock drafts and worrying about making dumb picks, I haven’t been able…

Jerks of the Week: April 2, 2018 Jerk of the Year: April Fools and April Truths VI I finally did it. I’ve been saying for years that I’d have Jonathan Frakes – the actor who played William Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation – to write ending blurbs for my annual April Fools and…

Jerks of the Week: March 26, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Katy Perry In one of my early Jerks of the Week entries, I quoted my long-time BFF Josh when he appropriately described the state of affairs concerning America’s entertainment industry: “We’re in the golden age of TV, but the dark ages of music.” I’m…

Jerks of the Week: March 19, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Tipping Starbucks Cashiers I’ve made my opinion known about tipping Starbucks cashiers and baristas in recent Jerks of the Week posts. In case you missed it, or have just forgotten, or quite simply don’t care, here’s a brief summary of what I think about…