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Jerks of the Week: Dec. 24, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery My wife asked me a question after dinner one recent Saturday night. “Want to go get ice cream?” Uhh… yeah! Even better, she volunteered to do the dishes while I drove to Dairy Queen, making the decision even…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 17, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags I absolutely loathe downtown Philadelphia or any other urban area. In fact, I’ve never been to New York for this reason. It’s a personal goal of mine never to go to New York, and I’ve been…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 10, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again) I don’t know if I can name five celebrities. I just don’t care. These people don’t matter to me, and I hold their opinions in little regard. I’m also bad at determining who’s a good actor, since I always…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 3, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Slow and Sucky Subway I value time more than anything. A perfect example of this would be when I ordered gifts from Amazon for my sister’s birthday. I paid to have them all wrapped, which was an extra $3 or so per gift. My…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 26, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Battle of the Sexes My long-time friend Glimmer is pregnant, and she had a gender-reveal party on a September Saturday. She had a feeling it was going to be a girl, so in the voting process, I trusted her instincts. That, however, wasn’t the…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 19, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks People at my gym aren’t fans of Bill Cosby. Obviously, Cosby doesn’t have very many fans remaining, based on his revealed conduct with women over the years, but there’s an extra level of hatred for him…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 12, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks at the Zombie Circus If you want to know how backlogged I am in Jerks of the Week, this entry is about something that occurred on Labor Day. Thanks to numerous entries about my wedding, my honeymoon and my trip to Las Vegas,…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 5, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Halloween I had high hopes for Halloween when I first moved into my new house eight years ago. When I was single, I hoped that some hot MILF would ring my door bell and say, “Trick-or-treat, sexy” and then abandon her kid and proceed…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 29, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef? It’s been a while since I’ve written about the gym. In between getting married and traipsing around to Bermuda and Las Vegas, I haven’t been able to swim my usual mile that often. I managed to drop…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 22, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay This is Part 4 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3, Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018,…