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Jerks of the Week: March 4, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2 In Part 1 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I talked about my troubles at the airport, particularly how I was ripped off at an airport burger joint. I also sat next to a woman…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 25, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1 I must issue an apology. I’ve written about how bad the Philadelphia International Airport is for years. I’ve proclaimed it to be the worst airport in the world. I’ve discussed how the employees at the airport…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 18, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Scott Sports I planned to start typing up this Jerks of the Week article an hour earlier than when I’m writing this. That probably doesn’t matter to you at all, but it does to me because I was captivated by what I just watched…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 11, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Flies in My Salad I was soaking in the hot tub at my local LA Fitness one recent day, wondering what I would write about in Jerks of the Week. I didn’t have any topics I wanted to discuss, as I’ve been pretty secluded…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 4, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Rat Feces in My Pizza I’m going to reveal something about my past to you, and you’re going to think I’m weird: I used to collect pizza crusts. Yes, pizza crusts. And not my pizza crusts. Other people’s pizza crusts! I’ll explain. When I…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 28, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Someone Hit on Me at the Gym Many of you may not know this, but Jerks of the Week, in a sense, actually predates Jerks of the Week. I’ll explain. When I was in college, I used to post long away messages on AIM…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Adventures at the Chinese Buffet If you’re a dog-owner, and you’re crazy like my wife and me, you give your dog a voice. My wife and I do this with our dog, Sherlock. Sometimes, I make him say inappropriate things, including one recent occasion…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 14, 2019 Jerks of the Week: A Million Little Things This is Us is known for being one of the best tear-inducing dramas on TV. And rightfully so. The first season of This is Us was awesome. The twist at the end of the series premiere was mind-blowing, and the…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 7, 2019 Jerks of the Week: 2018 Christmas Commercials I believe we all witnessed a Christmas miracle this year. You may not have recognized it, but I certainly did. Frankly, it was quite obvious to me, but then again, I’m an insane person who rants about Christmas commercials every year…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 31, 2018 Bonus Jerk of the Year: The Facebook Beggar I’ve met several cool people from running the Web site. We had a forum party several years ago where several dudes from the WalterFootball.com forum gathered at my house for a fantasy football draft. I met some readers when they’ve…