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Jerks of the Week: March 25, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Hibachi Restaurant Hates Me My wife recently announced that we would be going out for her father’s birthday on the final Saturday in February. My palms instantly began sweating in anticipation. Where would we be eating? We’ve gone to the Olive Garden on a…

Jerks of the Week: March 18, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 4 In Parts 1-3 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I discussed meeting Ron Jaworski in Atlanta and then talked about my horrible experience at the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. I did not discuss my flight…

Jerks of the Week: March 11, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 3 In Parts 1 and 2 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I referenced that as bad as my experiences at Philadelphia International Airport have been, they’ve been nothing compared to the agony I suffered at…

Jerks of the Week: March 4, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2 In Part 1 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, I talked about my troubles at the airport, particularly how I was ripped off at an airport burger joint. I also sat next to a woman…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 25, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1 I must issue an apology. I’ve written about how bad the Philadelphia International Airport is for years. I’ve proclaimed it to be the worst airport in the world. I’ve discussed how the employees at the airport…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 18, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Scott Sports I planned to start typing up this Jerks of the Week article an hour earlier than when I’m writing this. That probably doesn’t matter to you at all, but it does to me because I was captivated by what I just watched…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 11, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Flies in My Salad I was soaking in the hot tub at my local LA Fitness one recent day, wondering what I would write about in Jerks of the Week. I didn’t have any topics I wanted to discuss, as I’ve been pretty secluded…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 4, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Rat Feces in My Pizza I’m going to reveal something about my past to you, and you’re going to think I’m weird: I used to collect pizza crusts. Yes, pizza crusts. And not my pizza crusts. Other people’s pizza crusts! I’ll explain. When I…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 28, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Someone Hit on Me at the Gym Many of you may not know this, but Jerks of the Week, in a sense, actually predates Jerks of the Week. I’ll explain. When I was in college, I used to post long away messages on AIM…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Adventures at the Chinese Buffet If you’re a dog-owner, and you’re crazy like my wife and me, you give your dog a voice. My wife and I do this with our dog, Sherlock. Sometimes, I make him say inappropriate things, including one recent occasion…