Humor

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 5, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Halloween I had high hopes for Halloween when I first moved into my new house eight years ago. When I was single, I hoped that some hot MILF would ring my door bell and say, “Trick-or-treat, sexy” and then abandon her kid and proceed…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 29, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef? It’s been a while since I’ve written about the gym. In between getting married and traipsing around to Bermuda and Las Vegas, I haven’t been able to swim my usual mile that often. I managed to drop…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 22, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay This is Part 4 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3, Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018,…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 15, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant This is Part 3 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1, click…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 8, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool This is Part 2 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1, click the link. If you don’t have time, as a slight recap, I complained…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 1, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport It wouldn’t be a vacation if I didn’t include a rant about the airport in the opening entry of a series in Jerks of the Week. I did this in the initial post…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 24, 2018 Jerk of the Week: YouTube Personalities I never thought I’d pay for YouTube’s premium content. In fact, I swore I never would. The Walt from 2017 would have been very disappointed in 2018 Walt if he had done this, so I imagine that he’s shaking his head in…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 17, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Friends from College I had some great friends from college, so this is not a dig at them. I have some hilarious stories about them – including one about a guy who thought he broke his leg because he drunkenly collapsed into a bath…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 10, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Aladdin on Broadway I recently saw Aladdin on Broadway in downtown Philadelphia. No, I was not kidnapped and forced into it, and no, I am not some sort of sick psychopath who attends musicals all the time. This was actually the first musical I’ve…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 3, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Beach Weekend Wedding My friend Grant, who was part of my bachelor party, invited me to his wedding in late June. It’s been a while, but between my own wedding and honeymoon, I’m just getting to it now. I was looking forward to…