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Jerks of the Week: May 28, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Unhappy Meals I’m assuming I just got married. I’m typing this eight days prior to my wedding – still no countdown needed to help me determine that 26 minus 18 is eight – and I figured I’d be extremely busy next week, so…

Jerks of the Week: May 21, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell I’m getting married next weekend, and people I tend to interact with are well aware of that. They all have said the same thing to me recently, which I discovered last Friday. Before I get…

Jerks of the Week: April 9, 2018 Jerk of the Week: The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday I had big plans to write about some strange and stupid people I encountered during my mom’s birthday in late January, but I kind of got distracted by all of my entries about the Super Bowl….

Jerks of the Week: April 16, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve attended lots of 1-year-old birthday parties lately. I may not have been invited to many parties when I was in my first four years of college, but I am now a…

Jerks of the Week: April 23, 2018 Jerk of the Week: A Very S***ty Day I’ve liked LA Fitness for the most part, but it’s really been pissing me off lately. The primary reason is that the hot tub never works. I know that this sounds like a first-world problem, but I’ve always maintained that…

Jerks of the Week: April 30, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Boston Market My wedding is coming up at the end of May, so my fiancee and I have had to do some things related to that recently. We’ve gotten our marriage licenses, we’ve smuggled tax-free alcohol across state lines, and we also…

Jerks of the Week: May 7, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips I had an argument with a guy in a hot tub recently. I know that sounds like the beginning of a very strange porno, but I assure you that there wasn’t anything lewd involved. This is a guy…

Jerks of the Week: May 14, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Chik-fil-A I usually pay attention to the news, but with the NFL Draft happening, I wasn’t able to do so toward the end of April. Between gathering information, compiling countless mock drafts and worrying about making dumb picks, I haven’t been able…

Jerks of the Week: April 2, 2018 Jerk of the Year: April Fools and April Truths VI I finally did it. I’ve been saying for years that I’d have Jonathan Frakes – the actor who played William Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation – to write ending blurbs for my annual April Fools and…

Jerks of the Week: March 26, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Katy Perry In one of my early Jerks of the Week entries, I quoted my long-time BFF Josh when he appropriately described the state of affairs concerning America’s entertainment industry: “We’re in the golden age of TV, but the dark ages of music.” I’m…