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Jerks of the Week: Dec. 3, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Slow and Sucky Subway I value time more than anything. A perfect example of this would be when I ordered gifts from Amazon for my sister’s birthday. I paid to have them all wrapped, which was an extra $3 or so per gift. My…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 26, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Battle of the Sexes My long-time friend Glimmer is pregnant, and she had a gender-reveal party on a September Saturday. She had a feeling it was going to be a girl, so in the voting process, I trusted her instincts. That, however, wasn’t the…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 19, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks People at my gym aren’t fans of Bill Cosby. Obviously, Cosby doesn’t have very many fans remaining, based on his revealed conduct with women over the years, but there’s an extra level of hatred for him…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 12, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks at the Zombie Circus If you want to know how backlogged I am in Jerks of the Week, this entry is about something that occurred on Labor Day. Thanks to numerous entries about my wedding, my honeymoon and my trip to Las Vegas,…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 5, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Halloween I had high hopes for Halloween when I first moved into my new house eight years ago. When I was single, I hoped that some hot MILF would ring my door bell and say, “Trick-or-treat, sexy” and then abandon her kid and proceed…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 29, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef? It’s been a while since I’ve written about the gym. In between getting married and traipsing around to Bermuda and Las Vegas, I haven’t been able to swim my usual mile that often. I managed to drop…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 22, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay This is Part 4 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3, Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018,…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 15, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant This is Part 3 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2 or Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1, click…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 8, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool This is Part 2 of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018. To read Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1, click the link. If you don’t have time, as a slight recap, I complained…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 1, 2018 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport It wouldn’t be a vacation if I didn’t include a rant about the airport in the opening entry of a series in Jerks of the Week. I did this in the initial post…