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Jerks of the Week: March 5, 2018 Jerk of the Year: Nazi Hot Tub Man I’ve written 484 Jerks of the Week entries prior to this one. Given that I mention about three people on average in each post, we can estimate that I have discussed 1,452 jerks in the history of this Web site….

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 26, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4 In Part 3 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, I talked about how I nearly died twice in Minnesota, prior to the actual game. Fortunately, I survived until Super Bowl Sunday, which turned out to…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 12, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2 In Part 1 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, I talked about my troubles at the airport and on the flight to Minnesota. The worst part about the flight was this 2-year-old girl who was…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 19, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 3 In Part 2 of Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, I discussed how my peacoat was stolen at the Steinberg Super Bowl party. This meant that I had to walk outside in sub-zero weather. It’s a…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 5, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 1 You’ll be reading this when the Super Bowl has already been played, but I’m typing this on the flight to Minnesota, so I have no idea what’s going to happen. I assume Tom Brady will win…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 29, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Smart Barista, Dumb Comcast Worker and Best Friends I never knew 1-year-old birthday parties were a thing, but apparently, they are. If you were to tell me that they existed five years ago, I wouldn’t have believed you. “What the hell’s the point?” I’d…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 22, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Johnny Manziel’s Cousin and the Lifesaver Mint Conspiracy I meet “interesting” people in the hot tub at LA Fitness. A couple of months ago, I encountered what seemed to be a KKK member who wouldn’t let an old man sit down next to him…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 15, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Crappy Italian Restaurant My fiancee sold her first property as a real-estate agent recently, so I suggested that we should go out to celebrate. Fiancee: Where do you want to go? Me: I don’t know, where do you think? Fiancee: You decide. Me: Argh….

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 8, 2018 Jerks of the Week: Pre-Christmas Jerks Knowing that I would gain approximately 5,000 pounds on Christmas – I had three separate Christmas dinners to attend – I knew that I absolutely had to go to the gym as much as possible beforehand. I mentioned previously that my goal…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 1, 2018 Jerks of the Week: The 12 Things I Hate About Christmas Let me make one thing clear before I begin. I do not hate Christmas. It’s a great holiday. However, it certainly has its flaws, and I am venting here in an attempt to expose them. There are…