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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 16, 2017 Jerks of the Week: The Gym Cesspool Losing weight is hard. I made it known several entries ago that my fiancee and I have made a pact to lose 15-20 pounds each by our wedding in May. I was down about 10 pounds or so from my post-Las…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 2, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall My Sundays in the fall are obviously incredibly busy. I wake up around 10:30 – unless there’s a stupid early London game – and after I hit the snooze button a few times, I get up and plop down…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 25, 2017 Jerks of the Week: On the Road to Margate I lied to all of you recently. I wrote two weeks ago that my trip with my fiancee to Ocean City, Maryland would be my final vacation before football. I thought that to be true at the time, but…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 18, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2 This is the second part of my Ocean City, Maryland series. Go here for Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland: Part 1. The weather, as I mentioned during last week’s entry, was pretty s***ty Friday and Saturday….

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 11, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1 I wrote about my trip to Ocean City, Maryland last year, so I thought I’d continue the tradition. It would be my final vacation prior to the NFL preseason beginning, so naturally I would encounter plenty…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 4, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole My fiancee and I have made a pact to lose weight for our impending wedding, which will be on May 26. I weighed myself prior to going to Las Vegas, and at the time, I needed…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 28, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close This is the fifth and final part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food . If you’ve never been…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 21, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food This is the fourth part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Las Vegas. If there’s one recommendation I have…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 14, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas This is the third part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist. If I were elected President…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 7, 2017 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist This is the second part of my Las Vegas series. Go here for Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on Airplanes. The first thing my fiancee asked…