Humor

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 20, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: People Who Steal From Me I recently wrote about an experience I had at my gym’s pool in August. Some chubby Russian a**hole commanded me to jump into the pool and swim one lap of butterfly. I injured my shoulder in the process, which…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 1, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows MONET DAVIS MONET DAVIS MONET DAVIS MONET DAVIS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MONET DAVIS OMG OMG OM MOG GGGJG MONET OMG MONET DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS OMGO MG DMOADD EFF MOMG DAVIS OMG MOMENT MONET DAVIS MONE…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 25, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Why True Blood Sucks It seems like yesterday when I wrote my 2010 Jerks of the Year entry on Twilight. I entitled it, the Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks. It’s one of my favorite entries, and others share that sentiment. When I went…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 18, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Selfies and Spammers I’m very happy that I get to work from home. I don’t have to pay for gas or deal with traffic. I can just roll out of bed and work at my desk in my pajamas. I don’t have to shower…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 11, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods Remember that horrible Saturday I had when I lost my ID and credit card? Of course you do. This is Jerks of the Week, we’re talking about, the most important literature you read, so you’ve undoubtedly…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 4, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014 If you missed it, I wrote about my trip to Tampa and Disney World in a three-part series recently. We hung out mostly with Charlie Campbell, this site’s senior NFL Draft analyst, and his wife Amanda. While my…

Jerks of the Week: July 28, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 – Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor Previously on Jerks of the Week: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: I accepted another invitation to spend five days in Tampa with this Web site’s senior NFL Draft writer Charlie Campbell and…

Jerks of the Week: July 21, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 – Jerks of Disney World Previously on Jerks of the Week: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: I accepted another invitation to spend five days in Tampa with this Web site’s senior NFL Draft writer Charlie Campbell and his wife…

Jerks of the Week: July 14, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 – Philadelphia International Airport I had a great time visiting Charlie, my NFL Draft senior analyst, last year down in Tampa. From the great nightlife, to the amazing food and beaches, to the chicks walking around in just…

Jerks of the Week for July 12, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: LeBron James Like most of you, I watched the LeBron James train wreck (or Lebaclation, as I like to call it) on Thursday night. I was actually looking forward to it because unlike all of the reality shows on television, this…