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Jerks of the Week for Aug. 5, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 – The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head Previously on Jerks of the Week: The Tampa Trilogy: I accepted an invitation to spend five days in Tampa with this Web site’s senior NFL Draft writer Charlie…

Jerks of the Week for July 29, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 – The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl Previously on Jerks of the Week: The Tampa Trilogy: I accepted an invitation to spend five days with this Web site’s senior NFL Draft writer Charlie Campbell and his wife…

Jerks of the Week for July 22, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 – First Beach Day and Two Nights Out Previously on Jerks of the Week: The Tampa Trilogy: I accepted an invitation to spend five days in Tampa with this Web site’s senior NFL Draft writer Charlie Campbell and…

Jerks of the Week for July 15, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 – Jerks at the Airport I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I accepted an invitation to fly down to Tampa for five days. My senior NFL Draft writer, Charlie Campbell, lives in Tampa…

Jerks of the Week for July 8, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Master Zumba Invitation I may have shared some stories about my swimming workouts at the new gym over the past two years. I swim about a mile about 95 percent of the time when I go to the gym. The other 5 percent…

Jerks of the Week for July 1, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Election Day – Damsel in Distress I’ve discussed my weight-loss attempts in this section ad nauseum. For those of you who have not heard about it, my plan is to lose a tenth of a pound each week. I had been…

Jerks of the Week for June 24, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Attack of the White Trash Brigade I was invited to my friend Jess’ graduation party on June 8. Jess is the sister of Body Burner’s girlfriend Jamie, whose graduation party I went to two years ago. I had an incredibly fun time and…

Jerks of the Week for June 17, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows For those of you who only come to this Web site for Jerks of the Week, I have an entire section dedicated to Emmitt Smith’s grammatical blunders. Emmitt was once an entertaining analyst for…

Jerks of the Week for June 10, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day I hope all of you donned your finest red garb and drank heavily on June 1 because that was St. Stalin’s Day – the Russian version of St. Patrick’s Day. The plan for me and my group of…

Jerks of the Week for June 3, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: The People We Saw at Kenny’s I rarely get to see my best friend, Josh. We grew up as neighbors, and we met when we were both 5 years old. We played freeze tag on his cul-de-sac the first time we ever hung…