Humor

Jerks of the Week: July 14, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 – Philadelphia International Airport I had a great time visiting Charlie, my NFL Draft senior analyst, last year down in Tampa. From the great nightlife, to the amazing food and beaches, to the chicks walking around in just…

Jerks of the Week for July 12, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: LeBron James Like most of you, I watched the LeBron James train wreck (or Lebaclation, as I like to call it) on Thursday night. I was actually looking forward to it because unlike all of the reality shows on television, this…

Jerks of the Week: July 7, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic While composing my Jerks of the Week Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies, I realized something: There were numerous jerks I’ve previously written about that I’ve been neglecting. My 15th apology was to Russian Yoda Man, where I…

Jerks of the Week: June 30, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer I had been looking forward to June 27 for quite some time. For those of you who don’t know why June 27 was extremely important, shame on you. In fact, I don’t even want you reading this Jerks…

Jerks of the Week: June 23, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Therapy Pool Abominations I haven’t written about my new gym in quite some time because I hadn’t gone there in a while. We’ve had a super-cold winter, and this gym is cheap and doesn’t heat up its pool above 80 degrees on most days….

Jerks of the Week: June 16, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Sprint Framily Commercials If I go anywhere, I can usually spot someone to write about in Jerks of the Week in less than an hour. Sometimes, it’s instantaneous. I don’t know if it’s because I attract jerks, or if I’m a jerk myself and…

Jerks of the Week: June 9, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the DMV Last Saturday was one of the more frustrating days in recent memory. It was supposed to be a pleasant afternoon. My girlfriend and I were invited to my friend Kate’s graduation party. We then planned to head to the mall…

Jerks of the Week: June 2, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies I can’t believe it’s been five years already. I began writing Jerks of the Week on Memorial Day Weekend 2009, publishing my first entry on May 31. I just came from my College Roommate’s Wedding – it was his 5-year…

Jerks of the Week: May 26, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Night of the Six Stink Eyes I used to consider it a win if I didn’t piss anyone off throughout the day. I have an uncanny ability to anger those around me. Whether it’s the old people plotting my death at the gym, or…

Jerks of the Week: May 19, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Internet Idiots III My girlfriend works at a personal-injury law firm. She tells me these amusing stories about how stupid some of her clients are. For instance, one guy got into an accident and quit his job at a grocery store. He then called…