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Jerks of the Week for July 1, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Election Day – Damsel in Distress I’ve discussed my weight-loss attempts in this section ad nauseum. For those of you who have not heard about it, my plan is to lose a tenth of a pound each week. I had been…

Jerks of the Week for June 24, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Attack of the White Trash Brigade I was invited to my friend Jess’ graduation party on June 8. Jess is the sister of Body Burner’s girlfriend Jamie, whose graduation party I went to two years ago. I had an incredibly fun time and…

Jerks of the Week for June 17, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows For those of you who only come to this Web site for Jerks of the Week, I have an entire section dedicated to Emmitt Smith’s grammatical blunders. Emmitt was once an entertaining analyst for…

Jerks of the Week for June 10, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day I hope all of you donned your finest red garb and drank heavily on June 1 because that was St. Stalin’s Day – the Russian version of St. Patrick’s Day. The plan for me and my group of…

Jerks of the Week for June 3, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: The People We Saw at Kenny’s I rarely get to see my best friend, Josh. We grew up as neighbors, and we met when we were both 5 years old. We played freeze tag on his cul-de-sac the first time we ever hung…

Jerks of the Week for May 27, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the May 18 Wedding The 4-year anniversary of my initial Jerks of the Week entry is coming up in four days. It all started when my date to my college roommate’s wedding bailed on me because she was starting her new…

Jerks of the Week for May 20, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Internet Idiots II You might be reading this in an office. Or maybe a classroom. Or a library. It’s highly likely that you’re surrounded by normal, functioning people. Sure, some might be weird or obscenely obese, but they’re mentally capable of doing regular…

Jerks of the Week for May 13, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Sunday Shopping My friends come over to my house every Sunday evening to watch Game of Thrones. That was the case this previous Sunday (eight days ago), but I needed to get some shopping done beforehand. Here are the items I had to…

Jerks of the Week for May 6, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Housewarming Party I remember my housewarming party like it was yesterday. It was a very fun night at the end of June 2010. I looked at my Jerks of the Week archive pages and was disappointed to find that I…

Jerks of the Week for April 29, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Hot Tub Adventures My new gym might be new for me, but it’s growing old for many other people. There is this Mile Swimmers club at my gym. There is a giant board where you’re supposed to move up your marker every time…