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Jerks of the Week: June 13, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Russian Brute and the Two-Year Absence Man My favorite thing has become when pro-mask people try to argue their position with anti-mask people, citing that surgeons wear masks when operating on someone. You can tell that these people are morons who haven’t completely…

Jerks of the Week: June 6, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee Nights have changed for me as a father. In fact, I had to stop typing after that previous sentence because I fed my 5-month-old son, Conrad. It was 2:40 a.m. when I typed my initial sentence, and it is now…

Jerks of the Week: May 30, 2022 Jerk of the Week: My Reddit Thread I have some good news, guys. There is a Reddit thread dedicated solely to me! I can’t tell you how excited I am about this. Surely, everything said in this thread is positive because people on the Internet are polite and…

Jerks of the Week: May 23, 2022 Jerk of the Year: Double Mask Lady I have disappointed all of you, and for that, I must apologize. I imagine some of you dedicated Jerks of the Week readers might know why I have let everyone down. The rest of you might be puzzled. What have I…

Jerks of the Week: May 16, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Lust and Anger at LA Fitness I don’t get to go to the gym as often as I did before my son was born. I would frequent LA Fitness four or five times per week if it wasn’t football season. That number is down…

Jerks of the Week: May 9, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of My Niece’s Birthday Party It’s truly amazing how quickly time flies. I recently attended my niece Mila’s 5-year-old birthday party. I naturally planned to write a Jerks of the Week entry about it, which made me realize that I previously wrote about…

Jerks of the Week: May 2, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Verizon Frustrations I have an expensive Verizon plan. I could probably go with something cheaper, but I’d always like to have cell service. Granted, I never leave my house, but what if I need cell service on the one occasion in which I do?…

Jerks of the Week: April 25, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Goodbye, Masks! Between soaring gas prices, ridiculous inflation and a collapsing stock market, we haven’t had much to celebrate recently. We needed some good news, and that came recently when a heroic judge struck down the CDC’s travel mask mandate, ruling it unconstitutional. Naturally,…

Jerks of the Week: April 18, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Twitter Trolling I remember when Twitter used to be a happening place. It was long ago, sometime in the middle of the previous decade. Everyone was on Twitter, and the number of followers you had mattered. I was once at a party, and a…

Jerks of the Week: April 11, 2022 Jerks of the Week: The Golden Girls and the Russian Brute There are many old ladies at the gym pool, and I am one of them. Well, maybe not literally. I have not undergone gender or age surgery, so I remain an obese 39-year-old man. I mean that…