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Jerks of the Week: May 16, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Lust and Anger at LA Fitness I don’t get to go to the gym as often as I did before my son was born. I would frequent LA Fitness four or five times per week if it wasn’t football season. That number is down…

Jerks of the Week: May 9, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of My Niece’s Birthday Party It’s truly amazing how quickly time flies. I recently attended my niece Mila’s 5-year-old birthday party. I naturally planned to write a Jerks of the Week entry about it, which made me realize that I previously wrote about…

Jerks of the Week: May 2, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Verizon Frustrations I have an expensive Verizon plan. I could probably go with something cheaper, but I’d always like to have cell service. Granted, I never leave my house, but what if I need cell service on the one occasion in which I do?…

Jerks of the Week: April 25, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Goodbye, Masks! Between soaring gas prices, ridiculous inflation and a collapsing stock market, we haven’t had much to celebrate recently. We needed some good news, and that came recently when a heroic judge struck down the CDC’s travel mask mandate, ruling it unconstitutional. Naturally,…

Jerks of the Week: April 18, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Twitter Trolling I remember when Twitter used to be a happening place. It was long ago, sometime in the middle of the previous decade. Everyone was on Twitter, and the number of followers you had mattered. I was once at a party, and a…

Jerks of the Week: April 11, 2022 Jerks of the Week: The Golden Girls and the Russian Brute There are many old ladies at the gym pool, and I am one of them. Well, maybe not literally. I have not undergone gender or age surgery, so I remain an obese 39-year-old man. I mean that…

Jerks of the Week: April 1, 2022 Jerks of the Week: April Fools and April Truths X: The Magical Ride It feels odd to begin an April Fools and April Truths entry without explaining why I failed to contact Jonathan Frakes to help me recite some of the key questions in the entry. That is,…

Jerks of the Week: March 28, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Mouse Fighting Most of you know me as a football Web site owner. Some of you may even recognize me as a sports journalist. Almost none of you, however, know that I am a world-class champion mouse fighter. In fact, I’d be willing to…

Jerks of the Week: March 21, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Welcome to My Frustration Unless you completely ignored the bar near the top of this page, you know that you can get an ad-free version of this Web site for $7.99 per month. I explained why I wanted to offer this alternative via the…

Jerks of the Week: March 14, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Old Bikini Lady and the Germany Consulate I haven’t been going to the gym much since my son Conrad was born. As you can imagine, my schedule is much busier now that I’m a father of a newborn. Granted, I’m not doing nearly as…