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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 20, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 6: The Post Malone Dybbuk Box How many of you knew that Post Malone and Karl Malone weren’t the same person? I certainly couldn’t have been the only one to not know this. Whenever people referred to Post…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 13, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 5: A Night in Paris I finally had a reprieve at the pool. For the first time since I had arrived in Las Vegas, I spent a blissful day at the Waldorf Astoria pool with: No one screwing…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 6, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 4: North Strip I’m almost ashamed to admit this because I’ve been to Las Vegas so many times, but prior to this year, I had never really been to the north side of the Las Vegas Strip. I’ve…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 30, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 3: More Vexen Laugh Guy and CVS’ Betrayal I was more optimistic about having a nice, calm day during my third trip to the pool. A man I discussed in my previous entry I called Vexen Laugh Guy…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 23, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 2: The Bad Omens I forgot to mention this last week when I discussed the Philadelphia International Airport in the first entry of Walt Goes to Vegas 2021. We met a guy in his mid-20s while boarding the…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 16, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport I always begin my Las Vegas Jerks of the Week series by writing about the Philadelphia International Airport. This has not gone over well with some people, namely a friend of mine from grade…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 9, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Couch Shopping When I bought my current house 11 years ago, I was excited to live fully on my own for the first time. The one downside was furniture shopping. It seemed extremely boring and tiresome, and I knew nothing about it. Luckily, I…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 2, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Great Laser Tag Controversy My wife told me that we would be watching our two nephews, Zach and Johnny – seven and four years old, respectively – during an upcoming weekend. The plan was for us to go to Bowlero, a local bowling…

Jerks of the Week: July 26, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Return of the Hot Tub Some people say that the 50 million Americans who died of the Coronavirus was the worst part of the pandemic. That kind of sucked, but I disagree. The worst part of the pandemic was the inability to use…

Jerks of the Week: July 19, 2021 Jerks of the Week: My 7-Year Old Nephew’s Birthday Party My wife and I were babysitting our nephews, Zach and Johnny (six and four years old, respectively) a few months ago. She picked them up when I was at the gym, and when I came home, I found…