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Jerks of the Week: Dec. 5, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Booing Santa I have some news to report. This does not involve the NFL or college football, but rather an iconic piece of our lives involving the holiday season. This breaking news will blow your mind, so make sure you’re sitting down, or you…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 28, 2022 Jerk of the Week: My Lane Buddy People have been telling me lately that I’m looking morbidly obese. This is in response to some of our recent picks videos, like this one: One viewer even expressed concern about my weight in an e-mail: While I will openly acknowledge…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 21, 2022 Jerk of the Week: PECO I can’t believe I haven’t written a Jerks of the Week entry about PECO yet. I checked the archives to make sure, and then I double checked because I swear I had written about it previously. Perhaps I had a Jerks of the…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 14, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Joining the British Empire It saddens me to say this, but I have to admit it. This is something that’s been weighing on my conscience for quite some time, so I must finally reveal my dark secret to everyone. I have betrayed the United…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 7, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Nanny Hunt My wife asked me an important question earlier in the day: “Erika thinks she has Covid because her roommate was diagnosed with it, but should I tell her that she should come over today anyway?” I had to think about this…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 31, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Neighborhood Update Have you ever gotten blown away by how quickly time has passed? I recently talked to a friend about how people turning 21 years old now weren’t alive during 9-11. I remember that day like it was yesterday, so that’s insane….

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 24, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Lonely Duck Man I’ve found that, more often than not, Jerks of the Week material comes to me when I need it the most. Case in point: I was swimming at the gym on a Thursday afternoon. I write my Jerks of the Week…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 17, 2022 Jerk of the Week: My Reign as King Some of you know me as a football Web site owner. Those who know me well recognize me as a fat football Web site owner. Those in my inner circle could describe me as fat slob football Web site owner….

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 10, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Point of No Returns You might think I’m crazy, but when my wife asked me to go to Walmart and return three items for her, I was thrilled. Before you have me committed, please listen. Being a new dad, I don’t get to…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 3, 2022 Jerk of the Week: A Very Crappy Day When people learn that I’ve recently become a father for the first time, the question I most hear in response is, “How do you like being a dad?” It’s incredible. It’s a lot of hard work, and I’m tired all…