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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 18, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Starbucks Conspiracy I don’t know if these type of signs have been popping up where you live, but I first saw them several weeks ago around my area. They’re on the front doors of every business: I’ve decided that I’m not going to…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 11, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Met Gala I can’t say I’m the most sophisticated person in the world. I always thought I might be sophisticated, but I recently discovered that not to be the case. This occurred when I posted a Jerks of the Week entry about my…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 4, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2021 For a while, it seemed as though my wife and I weren’t going to make it to the Jersey Shore this year. We make the trip at least once every summer, so failing to go would have been…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 27, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 7: Vegas Gripes and the Overbooked Flight I’ve been asked this question by numerous readers: How many people were wearing masks around Las Vegas? Actually, to be honest, no one reading this Web site has asked me this…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 20, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 6: The Post Malone Dybbuk Box How many of you knew that Post Malone and Karl Malone weren’t the same person? I certainly couldn’t have been the only one to not know this. Whenever people referred to Post…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 13, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 5: A Night in Paris I finally had a reprieve at the pool. For the first time since I had arrived in Las Vegas, I spent a blissful day at the Waldorf Astoria pool with: No one screwing…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 6, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 4: North Strip I’m almost ashamed to admit this because I’ve been to Las Vegas so many times, but prior to this year, I had never really been to the north side of the Las Vegas Strip. I’ve…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 30, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 3: More Vexen Laugh Guy and CVS’ Betrayal I was more optimistic about having a nice, calm day during my third trip to the pool. A man I discussed in my previous entry I called Vexen Laugh Guy…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 23, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 2: The Bad Omens I forgot to mention this last week when I discussed the Philadelphia International Airport in the first entry of Walt Goes to Vegas 2021. We met a guy in his mid-20s while boarding the…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 16, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport I always begin my Las Vegas Jerks of the Week series by writing about the Philadelphia International Airport. This has not gone over well with some people, namely a friend of mine from grade…