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Jerks of the Week: Dec. 27, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The IHOP Trip I’ve always been a huge fan of IHOP. In fact, I once took a girl on a first date to IHOP. I know what you’re thinking: “Walt, you have no game if you took a girl to IHOP for your first…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 20, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Three Errands I don’t get to visit the gym often during the football season. In fact, I seldom leave my house. When I started my engine and pulled out of my driveway on a recent Wednesday, it was the first time I had driven…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 13, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Offensive YouTube Videos I often write Jerks of the Week entries weeks in advance just in case I don’t have the time to create one on a given week. I often have three or four in reserve, which I post about a month after…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 6, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Halloween Birthday Party I have to admit that I was jealous of my

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 29, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Lady of the Hot Tub I would pay lots of money to sit in a nice hot tub right now. Of course, I sort of already do, as my monthly LA Fitness membership is supposed to include that. There’s a hot tub at every…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 22, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Microsoft Ignite Video I’m not breaking any news by saying that Bill Gates is one of the creepiest people in the world. But don’t take my word for it. Let me read you a passage from a best-selling book that quoted Gates when he…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 15, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The $300 Long Con I’m sure many of you have received e-mails that resemble the following: Dear Sir, my name is Marmalade Bananabottoms and I am an African princess. The imperial storm troopers assassinated my father, King Reginald Bartholomew Beethoven Von Bananabottoms IV, by…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 8, 2021 Jerks of the Week: The Failed Laser Tag Revenge I published a Jerks of the Week entry in early August where I discussed the Great Laser Tag Controversy. If you’re too lazy to click the link, my wife and I took our 7- and 4-year-old nephews, Zach and…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 1, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Shortages Those of you who read this Web site regularly know how much of a serious approach I’ve taken regarding the pandemic. I would argue that no one has treated the pandemic more seriously than I have, and regular visitors of this site would…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 25, 2021 Jerks of the Week: Frank Sebastiano Part 2 I publish my hate mail all the time. I do it every single week during the NFL season on my NFL Picks page, and I sometimes devote entire Jerks of the Week entries to them. We’ve had some glorious haters…