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Jerks of the Week: Jan. 9, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Life in the British Empire It’s been almost two months since I announced that I have joined the British Empire, and I have to say things are going quite swimmingly. And I’m not just saying that word because being in the British Empire means…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 2, 2023 Jerk of the Week: She’s 19 I don’t know why I’m on Twitter so much, but it’s one of the first apps I open in the morning when I first wake up and grab my phone. We’re designing our own form of social media here at WalterFootball.com, but…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 26, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Going to See Santa One of my oldest Jerks of the Week entries focused on going to the mall around Christmas. I had plenty of material, though I spent some time discussing the hot Santa’s helper chicks working around the bearded fat man. Little…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 19, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Playground Drama I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this, but there’s a playground in my neighborhood. I seldom have been there – I’m not the Joe Biden type who likes to sniff little girls’ hair – but my rare trips to this section…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 12, 2022 Jerk of the Week: WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Presents: FTSex One of the very few downsides to having a child is that you don’t get to watch as much TV anymore. My wife and I used to tune into various shows after dinner, but that has changed now…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 5, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Booing Santa I have some news to report. This does not involve the NFL or college football, but rather an iconic piece of our lives involving the holiday season. This breaking news will blow your mind, so make sure you’re sitting down, or you…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 28, 2022 Jerk of the Week: My Lane Buddy People have been telling me lately that I’m looking morbidly obese. This is in response to some of our recent picks videos, like this one: One viewer even expressed concern about my weight in an e-mail: While I will openly acknowledge…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 21, 2022 Jerk of the Week: PECO I can’t believe I haven’t written a Jerks of the Week entry about PECO yet. I checked the archives to make sure, and then I double checked because I swear I had written about it previously. Perhaps I had a Jerks of the…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 14, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Joining the British Empire It saddens me to say this, but I have to admit it. This is something that’s been weighing on my conscience for quite some time, so I must finally reveal my dark secret to everyone. I have betrayed the United…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 7, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Nanny Hunt My wife asked me an important question earlier in the day: “Erika thinks she has Covid because her roommate was diagnosed with it, but should I tell her that she should come over today anyway?” I had to think about this…