Jerks of the Week – Oct. 23, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 23, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Bensalem Booty Call Have you ever been frustrated by long lines at the grocery store? Well, I have the perfect solution for you. In fact, I can tell you how to never stand behind anyone in a grocery store ever again! Here’s the trick:…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 16, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 16, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Ten Things I Hate About You Becoming a parent has been the greatest thing in the world for obvious reasons. There are also unobvious reasons, one of which is that it allows you to binge watch stuff on streaming services without feeling like a…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 9, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 9, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Jerks of Sesame Place I never knew this, but people apparently fly in from all over the country to go to Sesame Place, which is a 15-minute drive from my house. I always took it for granted because I first went there when I…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 2, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 2, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Hospital for Childbirth No. 2, Part 2: The Wrong Name My wife and I had a long argument about what we would name our son. She wanted to call him Conrad or perhaps Dylan, while I suggested Michael. I know my pick is boring,…
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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 25, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 25, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Hospital for Childbirth No. 2, Part 1: Follow the Golden Road I thanked everyone for congratulating me on the birth of my son, Conrad, nearly two years ago, and I want to echo those sentiments once again. I received so much support from those…
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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 11, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 11, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 5: Something New, Something Bold, Something Cold I had two goals for my trip to Las Vegas. The first was to enter the Supercontest and Circa Million Contest, all while collecting my winnings from the September Circa Contest…
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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 4, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 4, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 4: Smuggler of Straws I’ve written this several times, but my stance must be emphasized: I don’t think children belong in Las Vegas. In fact, I almost want to say that any parent who brings their kids to…
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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 21, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 2: A Night of Disappointment I’ve spent my past six trips to Las Vegas at the Waldorf Astoria, previously known as the Mandarin Oriental. The Waldorf is the only hotel on the Las Vegas Strip without a casino….
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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2023

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 14, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 1: I Sat Next to a Pharaoh on a Plane I’m sure you’ve all seen the viral video of the woman on an American Airlines flight who freaked out because she said she was sitting next to a…
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