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Jerks of the Week: Dec. 25, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Santa’s Inept Helpers My wife and I made a huge mistake recently when we decided to take our two children to see Santa. The act itself wasn’t the blunder, but rather the timing of it. We foolishly went to the mall on a Saturday…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 18, 2023 Jerk of the Week: The Santa Reservation My wife came up with a plan for us recently. “Let’s go see Santa tomorrow,” she said one evening. I was down for that. This would be my son Conrad’s second time seeing Santa, but he wasn’t even a year old…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 11, 2023 Jerk of the Week: The Sushi Scam Have you ever seen something that is so obviously a scam to you, but isn’t to most others? I can name some examples off the top of my head, such as property taxes. Everyone pays them without a peep, yet they…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 27, 2023 Jerk of the Week: My Son’s First Trick-or-Treat This year wasn’t technically the first time my son went trick-or-treating. My wife and I drove to her sister’s house on Halloween a year ago to go trick-or-treating with our two nephews and niece. Our plan was to take our…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 20, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Back to School Night My wife and I had no plans to enroll our not-yet 2-year-old son into daycare. And then, we found out we were having another child. That altered plans quite dramatically. We spent some time researching daycares around the area. And…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 13, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Football Baby I hate to brag, but my son is one of the youngest football fans in the world. I’m not joking. He’s only 21 months old as of this writing, so he only knows basic words, but he’s a big football fan. Whenever…

If you’ve followed this site for a while, you might remember that I like to respond to my spam mails. It all started eight years ago, when a man named Jon Wire from the “United Bank of Africoan” promised me an ATM card of some sort, so I responded as a man named Mister Compassion…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 6, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Neighborhood Run Amok I wrote about one of my first interactions with a female neighbor of mine long ago in Jerks of the Week. I mentioned that there’s a milf five houses down from me. One day, when I was passing by her to…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 30, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Dr. Link Have you ever had this nagging cough that has lasted for nearly two months and won’t go away no matter what treatments you may take? No? Well, consider yourself lucky. I’ve had the misfortune of being afflicted with this. I caught it…