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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 12, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 4: Bizarre People at the Pool This is the fourth entry in the Walt Goes to Vegas 2022 series. The first was about the Philadelphia International Airport and a flight attendant who believed in corporal punishment. The second…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 5, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 3: The Most Ignored Man in the World This is the third entry in the Walt Goes to Vegas 2022 series. The first was about the Philadelphia International Airport and a flight attendant who believed in corporal punishment….

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 29, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 2: The Ballad of the Heat-Resistant Bag This is the second entry in the Walt Goes to Vegas 2022 series. The first was about the Philadelphia International Airport and a flight attendant who believed in corporal punishment. I…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 22, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 1: Corporal Plane Punishment It’s the beginning of my annual summer Jerks of the Week feature: Walt Goes to Vegas! I’ve been doing this for nearly a decade, and I’ve always begun this series the same way, which…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 15, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Hot Tub Adventures: The Ocean, the Tricycle and Girls I’ve written about the weirdos in my LA Fitness hot tub on numerous occasions, but that’s all meaningless if you subscribe to the Eric Matthews mantra: “If you don’t have a picture, then you don’t…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 8, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Assassins, Astrology and Cheese Dogs I can’t believe this summer is almost over. It seemed like the 2022 NFL Draft was just yesterday. The end of that weekend sparks the commencement of summer for me, yet these past three months have flown by so…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 1, 2022 Jerk of the Week: 2022 Pandemic Preview: Monkeypox I’ve been running this Web site for nearly 23 years. And in those 23 years, I’ve compiled so many NFL season previews. I began doing those in 2002, so counting this year’s season previews, that would be 21 years’ worth….

Jerks of the Week: July 25, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Continued Death of Neshaminy Mall We’re in trouble. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re well aware of our horrible situation at the moment. Gas is $5 per gallon. Inflation is through the roof. Car repos have just hit an all-time high….

Jerks of the Week: July 18, 2022 Jerk of the Week: People Who Still Wear Masks I got a call from my BFF Body Burner the other day. He wanted to tell me that he cracked up while reading a Jerks of the Week entry. “It’s hilarious that you just took a picture of those…

Jerks of the Week: July 11, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Epic Gym Fails You may know by now that my LA Fitness is packed with goofy people I make fun of all the time. There’s a fat Russian brute who splashed an old woman because of a political disagreement. There’s a woman who thought…