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Jerks of the Week: Nov. 14, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Joining the British Empire It saddens me to say this, but I have to admit it. This is something that’s been weighing on my conscience for quite some time, so I must finally reveal my dark secret to everyone. I have betrayed the United…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 7, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Nanny Hunt My wife asked me an important question earlier in the day: “Erika thinks she has Covid because her roommate was diagnosed with it, but should I tell her that she should come over today anyway?” I had to think about this…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 31, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Neighborhood Update Have you ever gotten blown away by how quickly time has passed? I recently talked to a friend about how people turning 21 years old now weren’t alive during 9-11. I remember that day like it was yesterday, so that’s insane….

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 24, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Lonely Duck Man I’ve found that, more often than not, Jerks of the Week material comes to me when I need it the most. Case in point: I was swimming at the gym on a Thursday afternoon. I write my Jerks of the Week…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 17, 2022 Jerk of the Week: My Reign as King Some of you know me as a football Web site owner. Those who know me well recognize me as a fat football Web site owner. Those in my inner circle could describe me as fat slob football Web site owner….

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 10, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Point of No Returns You might think I’m crazy, but when my wife asked me to go to Walmart and return three items for her, I was thrilled. Before you have me committed, please listen. Being a new dad, I don’t get to…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 3, 2022 Jerk of the Week: A Very Crappy Day When people learn that I’ve recently become a father for the first time, the question I most hear in response is, “How do you like being a dad?” It’s incredible. It’s a lot of hard work, and I’m tired all…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 26, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 6: Part 6: People Who Wear Masks in Las Vegas This is the sixth entry in the Walt Goes to Vegas 2022 series. The first was about the Philadelphia International Airport and a flight attendant who believed in…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 19, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 5: The Misplaced Burger Place This is the fifth entry in the Walt Goes to Vegas 2022 series. The first was about the Philadelphia International Airport and a flight attendant who believed in corporal punishment. The second discussed…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 12, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 4: Bizarre People at the Pool This is the fourth entry in the Walt Goes to Vegas 2022 series. The first was about the Philadelphia International Airport and a flight attendant who believed in corporal punishment. The second…