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Jerks of the Week: July 25, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Continued Death of Neshaminy Mall We’re in trouble. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re well aware of our horrible situation at the moment. Gas is $5 per gallon. Inflation is through the roof. Car repos have just hit an all-time high….

Jerks of the Week: July 18, 2022 Jerk of the Week: People Who Still Wear Masks I got a call from my BFF Body Burner the other day. He wanted to tell me that he cracked up while reading a Jerks of the Week entry. “It’s hilarious that you just took a picture of those…

Jerks of the Week: July 11, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Epic Gym Fails You may know by now that my LA Fitness is packed with goofy people I make fun of all the time. There’s a fat Russian brute who splashed an old woman because of a political disagreement. There’s a woman who thought…

Jerks of the Week: July 4, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Mila’s Pizzeria The economic downturn has been terrible for everyone. Gas prices are at an all-time high. Inflation is through the roof. People are priced out of the housing market. And yet, my wife and I have it worse than everyone. That’s because our…

Jerks of the Week: June 20, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Pictures of the Neighborhood I’ve recently written that I’ve barely left the house since my son was born. That’s not entirely true. I leave the house nearly every sunny day to take the baby for a walk. I must delve into fatherhood in a…

Jerks of the Week: June 13, 2022 Jerk of the Week: The Russian Brute and the Two-Year Absence Man My favorite thing has become when pro-mask people try to argue their position with anti-mask people, citing that surgeons wear masks when operating on someone. You can tell that these people are morons who haven’t completely…

Jerks of the Week: June 6, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee Nights have changed for me as a father. In fact, I had to stop typing after that previous sentence because I fed my 5-month-old son, Conrad. It was 2:40 a.m. when I typed my initial sentence, and it is now…

Jerks of the Week: May 30, 2022 Jerk of the Week: My Reddit Thread I have some good news, guys. There is a Reddit thread dedicated solely to me! I can’t tell you how excited I am about this. Surely, everything said in this thread is positive because people on the Internet are polite and…

Jerks of the Week: May 23, 2022 Jerk of the Year: Double Mask Lady I have disappointed all of you, and for that, I must apologize. I imagine some of you dedicated Jerks of the Week readers might know why I have let everyone down. The rest of you might be puzzled. What have I…

Jerks of the Week: May 16, 2022 Jerks of the Week: Lust and Anger at LA Fitness I don’t get to go to the gym as often as I did before my son was born. I would frequent LA Fitness four or five times per week if it wasn’t football season. That number is down…