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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2010

Walt16 years ago3 years ago019 mins

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Catina About two weeks ago, I received a text from a number that had a local Philadelphia area code (215). I made the mistake of reading it: How yew gonna look at me but not talk to me Crap. Did I…

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Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2010

Walt16 years ago3 years ago021 mins

Jerks of the Week for July 26, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth) Anyone who has been reading this Web site for a while knows that I don’t break news. I don’t see the appeal in breaking news. I just like analyzing the news, picking games,…

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Walt16 years ago3 years ago05 mins

By: Cory J. Bonini and Nicholas Minnix, KFFL.com University of Miami (Fla.) free safety Kenny Phillips doesn’t want to be the player to break the chain of accomplished NFL safeties from the Hurricanes program. He estimated that he spends roughly three to four hours per day in the film room. He said that former Miami…

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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2010

Walt16 years ago3 years ago025 mins

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 30, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Bad Dude This Jerks of the Week entry has to do with fantasy football. Even if you don’t know a single thing about fantasy football, keep reading. I’ll try to explain it in simple terms because the douchebaggery that occurred…

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Walt16 years ago3 years ago09 mins

By: Nicholas Minnix, KFFL.com The doctors are … in. KFFL managing editor Cory J. Bonini and I returned to the office today after a whirlwind of a weekend at the NFL Scouting Combine. The flight home wasn’t nearly as much of an ordeal as the one heading out, but that doesn’t mean I’ll spare you…

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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2010

Walt16 years ago3 years ago020 mins

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 9, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech I’ve received numerous e-mails recently from people asking me if I’m excited for Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame induction speech. This may surprise you, but I’m not. There’s no way Emmitt’s going up to…

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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2009

Walt16 years ago3 years ago05 mins

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 12, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Restaurants The process of going out to eat seems broken to me. Why is it that the more expensive a place is, the crappier the food is? For example, there’s a 50s restaurant close to my house called Nifty Fifties. For…

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Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2010

Walt16 years ago3 years ago016 mins

Jerks of the Week for March 8, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Women With No Personality I met this girl about a month ago. I thought she was hot, so she fit all of the requisites I have when looking for a woman. I’ve been talking to her on AIM since, and I’m…

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Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2010

Walt16 years ago3 years ago024 mins

Jerks of the Week for March 29, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Indian Dog Poop Woman Walking my dogs can be taxing. I have a bipolar sheepdog and a spoiled brat of a 110-pound Akita. When the Akita wants to go out, they fight for the right to go first (good thing QB…

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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2009

Walt16 years ago3 years ago023 mins

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 5, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Plagiarizers I have an extensive history of cheating on tests. It dates all the way back to first grade. I sat next to this girl Stephanie, who didn’t talk much, especially to 6-year-olds with mullets like yours truly. One day, we…