September 18, 2026

Walt

Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2010

Walt Walt016 mins
Jerks of the Week for March 15, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady I’ve been watching countless hours of college basketball to prepare for the 2010 NCAA Tournament. As a degenerate gambler, I’m determined to win money this March. The only time this past week I hadn’t…
Read More

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2010

Walt Walt021 mins
Jerks of the Week for Feb. 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Snow and Fat Kids If you’re lucky enough to live in warm weather, you may not have heard that the northeast part of this country was pelted with massive amounts of snow recently. Three Fridays ago, we were hit with 27…
Read More

The Jay Cutler Trade

Walt Walt08 mins
The Jay Cutler Trade – My Thoughts I forget what I was doing at 5:34 p.m. yesterday. I know I had just finished lunch, so I was probably zoning out. I figure I was either reading random threads on the forum, changing my desktop background or downloading porn, but I’m not really sure. I can,…
Read More

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2009

Walt Walt015 mins
Jerks of the Week for Aug. 10, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jolly Ranchers When I was a kid, I used to always go to my grandparents’ house. My grandparents had a tin can full of Jolly Ranchers stashed in their closet. When they weren’t looking, I would raid the can and steal…
Read More

The Jason Peters Trade

Walt Walt08 mins
The Jason Peters Trade and the 2009 NFL Draft – My Thoughts I don’t think I’ve missed an NFL preseason game in years. When I tell people this, they usually give me a dirty look or ask me if I’ve recently escaped from the local mental institution. I then have to explain that I watch…
Read More

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2009

Walt Walt014 mins
Jerks of the Week for July 13, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jacko’s Ghost In case you’ve accidentally been swallowed by Sally Struthers or Rosie O’Donnell and haven’t heard the news lately, there has been speculation – mostly by idiots with no life – that Michael Jackson’s ghost is haunting his own house….
Read More

Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2009

Walt Walt018 mins
Jerks of the Week for June 29, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Google Maps I’m the worst with directions. In my first-ever Jerks of the Week entry (scroll down for a link) I mentioned that I went to my ex-college roommate’s wedding. Well, that was in Hershey – a little less than two…
Read More

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2009

Walt Walt030 mins
Jerks of the Week for Aug. 3, 2009 When I posted my Jerks of the Week two Mondays ago, forum member mpg1995 suggested that I “should make Jerks of the Week more football-related.” My Jerks of the Week section will always be a place where I rant about all kinds of jerks, from my evil…
Read More