College Players Shouldn’t Wear Masks During Games



It’s amazing that Pennsylvania health secretary Dr. Rachel Levine still has a job. He was responsible for thousands of deaths during the beginning of the lockdown when he sent sick patients into nursing homes. Unlike other authoritarian scum who did the same thing like governors Andrew Fredo and Phil Murphy, Levine had the foresight to know what sort of calamity he would cause. We know this because he quickly ushered his mother out of a nursing home prior to sending in sick patients, who ended up killing the rest of the elderly.

Despite this, Governor Tom Wolf has continued to employ his eunuch, as Dr. Levine issued a decree that all Pittsburgh and Virginia Tech players would be forced to wear masks during Saturday’s college football game.

This was the most bizarre spectacle I’ve ever seen. Dr. Levine apparently wanted to cause more harm to other people, as the players participating in this game were at risk for carbon dioxide poisoning. The CDC has issued some concern about prolonged mask wearing leading to carbon dioxide poisoning, so what could possibly happen when a 300-pound lineman who already might have breathing problems is already huffing and puffing into his cumbersome mask? It’s outright insanity. It’s a miracle no one passed out during the game!

What’s crazier is that this rule was protecting no one. College football players are tested on a daily basis. If any of the players were stricken with the minor illness, everyone would know about it, and they would be forced to be sidelined. The game might even be needlessly canceled! Thus, we know that all of the players are not at risk from a strain of the common cold with a 99.98-percent survival rate, so why are they even wearing masks when there’s nothing to spread?

Besides, the science and data all say that masks are ineffective anyway. A recent Danish study noted that mask wearing doesn’t reduce infection rates of Fauxvid-19. The blue checkmarks on Twitter were quick to say that this study was debunked, but that was not the case. It was not debunked by anyone but themselves because they refuse to listen to science and data. Blue checkmarks hate science and data.

Blue checkmarks also hate personal freedom. They’re quick to say, “my body, my choice,” but when it applies elsewhere, they change the narrative. You can’t make up this sort of hypocrisy.




I’m actually disappointed that the players didn’t bond together to fight back against this lunacy. The game is over now, but the next time that players are forced to wear masks while playing a football game, all of the players should agree to strip off their masks just prior to kickoff so they don’t put themselves in danger of carbon dioxide poisoning and retain their personal freedom.

What’s the worst that could happen? Is the police going to show up and arrest everyone? Are blue checkmark scum going to call these players the four-letter “N” word while they tweet angrily? It’s impossible to control everyone, especially in a country that was founded on defiance. No one will successfully control all of these players.

If anything like carbon dioxide poisoning happens to these players, they could file class-action lawsuits against the NCAA and the state of Pennsylvania. I’m sure they could already do that because Dr. Levine has put their lives in danger with his idiotic rules. Instead, Dr. Levine will continue to kill people, and barely anyone will say anything about it because authoritarian scumbags like him are never punished by the media elite.








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