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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2019

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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 21, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Song Ever I’ve written about a handful of songs in Jerks of the Week over the years. The one that sticks out the most was Friday, by Rebecca Black. It’s hard to believe that I wrote the Rebecca Black Jerks entry eight…
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2019 NFL Free Agents: Cornerbacks

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2019 NFL Free Agency: Star rating is out of five. Age listing as of Sept. 1, 2019. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. Ronald Darby, CB, Eagles. Age: 25. Re-signed with Eagles (1 year, $8.5 million) Ronald Darby is not an elite cornerback, he’s a solid No. 1 in most cases. Darby tore his ACL in…
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Fantasy Football: The Things I Learned – Week 6, 2019

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By Chet Gresham – @ChetGresham Follow @walterfootball for updates. Below, check out my fantasy-centered recaps of key players from this week’s contests. For instance, did a player come back to earth after an aberrant breakout, or were they simply affected by something like game flow? Panthers 37, Bucs 26 Kyle Allen completed 20-of-32 passes for…
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Monday Morning Draft – Week 7

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Monday Morning Draft is back! This is a column that delves into the past weekend’s action from an NFL Draft perspective. As the season goes on, the draft picture and slotting will become more clear, but every Sunday will provide a few hints for next April. By Charlie Campbell. Send Charlie an e-mail here: [email protected]…
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NFL Picks Against the Spread: Week 7, 2019

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NFL Picks (Preseason 2019): 14-6 (+$1,535) NFL Picks (Week 1, 2019): 5-10-1 (-$515) NFL Picks (Week 2, 2019): 10-6 (+$140) NFL Picks (Week 3, 2019): 10-6 (+$1,365) NFL Picks (Week 4, 2019): 12-3 (+$1,240) NFL Picks (Week 5, 2019): 8-7 (+$1,665) NFL Picks (Week 6, 2019): 9-5 (+$2,505) NFL Picks (2019): 68-43-1 (+$7,935) NFL Picks…
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Emmitt on the Brink – Season 12: Week 7

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Emmitt on the Brink. The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. Three years later, the Patriots beat the Bears…
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NFL Game Recaps: Week 6, 2019

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Patriots 35, Giants 14 The Patriots have played no one this year, and it showed in this game. They’ve beaten the Steelers and a one-armed Ben Roethlisberger; the Dolphins, who are the worst team in NFL history; the Jets, who had the worst quarterback in the NFL, Luke Falk; the Bills, who are overrated themselves;…
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NFL Power Rankings

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My current NFL Power Rankings. I’m going to use these rankings as the order for my 2020 NFL Mock Draft during the 2019 season. Follow @walterfootball. I’ve gone from WORST to FIRST, so if you don’t see reverse numbering (via Javascript), don’t worry; the 49ers and Cardinals aren’t my top teams. Updated: Oct. 15 Miami…
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