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Jets 38, Bills 14 The poor Bills asked for the mercy rule down 38-7 in the third quarter. Unfortunately, the meanie officials didn’t grant their request. Buffalo was epically pathetic in this contest – enough to make young children in the area hate the team for the rest of their lives. Let’s review how awful…

Falcons 39, Bengals 32 After this game, I received an e-mail from Gary J: So, shall I take a stab at what your going to say about the Bengals? My guess is something along the lines of “ya sure Carson Palmer just threw for 412 but if you watched the game he clearly has no…

Giants 16, Redskins 7 Want to re-think the whole Jim Zorn hire, Daniel Snyder? I’ve never seen a team more unprepared for an NFL game than the Redskins. They showed no sense of urgency at the end of the game, and Zorn looked like he didn’t even know what a two-minute offense was. I can’t…

Ravens 29, Raiders 10 I had a mini-argument this week on the forums with Wraith about Raiders coach Tom Cable. Wraith said he was the worst thing since sliced bread. I opined that Cable was doing a fine job. Whoops! Can we count all of Cable’s gaffs on one hand? Let’s give it a try:…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Peyton Manning: 40-of-57, 433 yards. 3 TDs. Jay Cutler: 23-of-35, 372 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Tom Brady: 25-of-35, 258 yards. 3 TDs. Carson Palmer: 34-of-50, 345 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Philip Rivers: 22-of-39, 298 yards. 2 TDs. Eli Manning: 20-of-30, 263 yards. 3 TDs, 3 INTs. David Garrard: 16-of-21, 170…

Chargers 34, Raiders 7 After LaDainian Tomlinson scored the opening touchdown of the game, which established a 10-0 lead for the Chargers, he sat down on the bench, looked at his teammates and said, “That was easy.” That’s exactly how I felt with picking the Chargers to cover the nine. The Raiders were so pathetic,…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Tom Brady: 21-of-27, 341 yards. 4 TDs. Aaron Rodgers: 26-of-35, 344 yards. 12 carries, 51 rush yards. 2 TDs (1 pass, 1 rush). Kyle Orton: 24-of-41, 347 yards. 3 TDs. Jay Cutler: 14-of-21, 247 yards. 4 TDs. Matt Cassel: 22-of-32, 233 yards. 4 TDs. Sam Bradford: 23-of-27, 308 yards. 3 TDs. Chad…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Tom Brady: 21-of-29, 326 yards. 4 TDs. QB Dog Killer: 22-of-33, 302 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. 9 carries, 51 rush yards. 1 rush TD. Aaron Rodgers: 21-of-30, 298 yards. 3 TDs. Matt Schaub: 22-of-36, 337 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Drew Brees: 24-of-29, 313 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Peyton Manning:…

Giants 41, Rams 13 So much for jumping out of my first-floor window. I threatened to do so if the Giants lost to the Rams because I had them as my Survivor Pick. Thankfully, I won’t be in danger of twisting my ankle or something anytime soon. I found it odd that Joe Buck and…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Matt Schaub: 38-of-52, 497 yards. 3 TDs, 1 INT. Jay Cutler: 21-of-29, 277 yards. 3 TDs. Donovan McNabb: 28-of-38, 426 yards. 1 TD. Kyle Orton: 25-of-35, 307 yards. 2 TDs. Philip Rivers: 22-of-29, 334 yards. 3 TDs, 2 INTs. Peyton Manning: 20-of-26, 255 yards. 3 TDs. QB Dog Killer: 21-of-34, 284 yards….