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Jerks of the Week: Feb. 13, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Blaster Master Before you old-school video game players begin yelling at me, the Jerk of the Week in question in this entry is not the real Blaster Master. That was a terrific Nintendo game with some amazing music that has been remixed brilliantly in…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 6, 2023 Jerk of the Week: My British Enemies This may sound strange coming from a citizen of the British Empire, but I haven’t trusted the British since the War of 1812. No one ever saw it coming, given that Americans had just beaten the British in the Revolutionary War….

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 30, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Miss Exotic Invention I’ve referenced Giant Bean Stock Lady many times in Jerks of the Week over the past couple of years. It’s been difficult not to do so. My interactions with Giant Bean Stock Lady have been the craziest conversations I’ve ever had…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 23, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Angelo, the Snitch If I had a dime for each time someone pointed out that I have a baby with me, I’d have, well, I’m not sure how much money, but I know I’d have a s**t ton of dimes. Allow me to give…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 16, 2023 Jerk of the Week: The Pool Valet I will never forget my conversations with the Bean Stock Lady. She was a great source of Jerks of the Week material in 2021, but I haven’t seen her in more than a year. Sadly, there’s a chance that she may…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 9, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Life in the British Empire It’s been almost two months since I announced that I have joined the British Empire, and I have to say things are going quite swimmingly. And I’m not just saying that word because being in the British Empire means…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 2, 2023 Jerk of the Week: She’s 19 I don’t know why I’m on Twitter so much, but it’s one of the first apps I open in the morning when I first wake up and grab my phone. We’re designing our own form of social media here at WalterFootball.com, but…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 26, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Going to See Santa One of my oldest Jerks of the Week entries focused on going to the mall around Christmas. I had plenty of material, though I spent some time discussing the hot Santa’s helper chicks working around the bearded fat man. Little…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 19, 2022 Jerk of the Week: Playground Drama I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this, but there’s a playground in my neighborhood. I seldom have been there – I’m not the Joe Biden type who likes to sniff little girls’ hair – but my rare trips to this section…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 12, 2022 Jerk of the Week: WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Presents: FTSex One of the very few downsides to having a child is that you don’t get to watch as much TV anymore. My wife and I used to tune into various shows after dinner, but that has changed now…