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Why Jimmy Clausen Should Be the No. 1 Pick

Walt15 years ago2 years ago021 mins

Why Jimmy Clausen Should Be the No. 1 Pick This is an article I published for USA Today’s NFL Draft magazine in very early March. If you want to see this article in print, it should be available in most bookstores. The magazine has Eric Berry on the cover, and the article can be found…

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Jerks of the Week – July 5, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago026 mins

Jerk of the Year: Twilight (Why Twilight Sucks) Anyone sick of all the Twilight hype? I am. It seems like everyone’s Facebook status reads, “OMG im going to watch the new Twilightmovie! I luv vampirez tehy are so0o0o0o0o awsum!” Prior to last week, I had never seen any of the Twilight movies before, so my…

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Jimmy Clausen vs. Sam Bradford:

Walt15 years ago2 years ago026 mins

Jimmy Clausen vs. Sam Bradford: Who’s the Better Prospect? By Matt McGuire One hot 2010 NFL Draft debate is whether Jimmy Clausen or Sam Bradford will be the better NFL quarterback. Comparing all of the attributes of the two signal-callers is the best way to truly analyze this debate. Below is a player profile for…

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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago024 mins

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 2, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast As I’ve noted a few times over the past couple of weeks, I’ve moved to a new house outside of the craptastic city of Philadelphia. My reasons for moving? Lower taxes, lower crime and new jerks around my neighborhood that…

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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago011 mins

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Little Turds on the Road Barack Obama, if you’re on your 240th vacation this year and happen to be reading this, please, for the love of God, increase the minimum driving age in this country to anywhere between 18 and 21….

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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks I got a haircut last Saturday. On my way home, I wanted to stop at a pharmacy to pick up the following items: 1. Pepsi Throwback: No explanation needed if you’ve read my rants and my…

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Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago019 mins

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: PA Wine and Spirits A few weeks ago, I talked about my disdain for state drinking laws and their decision to have bars close at 2 or earlier, especially on holidays. Well, e-mailer Craig H. reminded me of something that I…

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Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago018 mins

Jerks of the Week for June 14, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview Around noon last Wednesday, I decided it was a good time to spam Twitter (follow me @walterfootball) with some of my 2010 Fantasy Football Ranking updates. Unfortunately, Twitter wouldn’t work for me. Apparently, there were…

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Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2010

Walt15 years ago2 years ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week for May 31, 2010 JERKS OF THE WEEK ANNIVERSARY: LIVE WEDDING RETRO BLOG It’s hard to believe, but today is the 1-year anniversary of Jerks of the Week. Three hundred and sixty-five days ago, I libeled Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques and David Stein, and I have since belittled 143 more jerks….

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Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2009

Walt15 years ago2 years ago019 mins

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 9, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl) Two weeks ago, I had a Halloween party at my house. I bought an awesome Cobra Kai costume online for the mere price of $135 (you can see pictures of this on my Facebook page). You may…