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Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2011

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Jerks of the Week for June 6, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Gym People constantly look for signs that bad things are going to happen. For instance, the senile old man and his glue-sniffing moron followers who thought the Rapture was going to occur on May 21 were expecting earthquakes. Several others,…
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Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2011

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Jerks of the Week for May 16, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Conspiracy Theorists Writing online is great because of the instant feedback. Unlike publishing a book or working for a newspaper, I can instantly get praised or slammed for something just seconds after posting it. That was the case in my Jerk…
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Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2010

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Jerks of the Week for Dec. 13, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: No Space Man This is probably the eleventy billionth time I’ve written about No Space Man. If this is the first time you’re reading about this freak of nature, here’s a quick synopsis: No Space Man was given this nickname because…
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Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2010

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Jerks of the Week for Dec. 6, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: 10-Year High School Reunion I had my 10-year high school reunion the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It was a pretty fun time, except for the following: 1. It was downtown. I hate downtown. Bums creep me out, one-way streets confuse me, and artsy-fartsy new-age…
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Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2010

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Jerks of the Week for Nov. 1, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Donation Girl As I’m writing this, it’s 6:20 p.m. on the East Coast. I just got back from Neshaminy Mall (right outside of Philadelphia). I went there to buy some stuff for my Halloween costume. I needed fake tattoos, fake jewelry…
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