Emmitt on the Brink. The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. Three years later, the Patriots beat the Bears…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Drew Brees: 32-of-40, 412 yards. 5 TDs. Tim Tebow: 11-of-22, 194 yards. 93 rush yards. 2 rush TDs. Matthew Stafford: 29-of-52, 391 yards. 4 TDs. Tony Romo: 23-of-30, 249 yards. 4 TDs (3 pass, 1 rush). Aaron Rodgers: 17-of-35, 235 yards. 2 TDs (1 pass, 1 rush). 32 rush yards. QB Dog…

Falcons 41, Jaguars 14 Mike Smith had chest pains a few days ago, so I’m sure he asked his doctor if he could coach Thursday night. The doctor then probably asked Smith whom his team would be playing. When Smith said, “the Jacksonville Jaguars,” his doctor answered, “Yeah, that should be a stress-free victory!” This…