Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2019

Jerks of the Week: April 15, 2019 Jerks of the Week: The Worst Waitress of All Time I’ve made it known in past Jerks of the Week entries that my favorite restaurant in the entire world is Nifty Fifty’s, a 50s-themed burgers and shakes joint. There used to be a Nifty Fifty’s near my house,…
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2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report: Marquise Brown

Marquise Brown, 5-9/166 Wide Receiver Oklahoma Marquise Brown Scouting Report By Charlie Campbell Strengths: Extremely fast Deep-threat receiver First-step quickness Explosive Superb at generating separation Second-gear speed Sudden Adjusts well to the ball Tracks the ball extremely well Fast in and out of breaks Natural route-runner Above average run-after-the-catch skills Excellent balance Good vision Quick…
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Game of Thrones NFL Comparisons

Three years ago, I came up with 25 Game of Thrones comparisons for NFL players and other personnel. In honor of the final season beginning today, I’ve added another 10 to the list. Some are repeats, but I felt compelled to post more-apt comparisons. Season 8 NFL-Game of Thrones Comparisons: Mike McCarthy: Daenerys Targaryen I…
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Jason Witten’s 2019 NFL Mock Draft – Picks 17-32

Last update: Sometime in the month of 2019. Next update: Who in God name would update the mark draft lot of time? I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN…
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Jason Witten’s 2019 NFL Mock Draft

I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN terminating his contract. Emmitt was definitely the highlight of my Sunday mornings, and America deserves to hear him once again. I did…
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2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report: Jawaan Taylor

Jawaan Taylor, 6-5/312 Offensive Tackle Florida Jawaan Taylor Scouting Report By Charlie Campbell Strengths: Well-balanced blocker Excellent combination of size and athleticism Thick build Strong at the point of attack Can generate a push in the ground game Has road-grader potential Good athlete Unique quickness for a big blocker Quick feet Able to mirror speed…
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2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report: N’Keal Harry

N’Keal Harry, 6-2/228 Wide Receiver Arizona State N’Keal Harry Scouting Report By Charlie Harry Strengths: Size mismatch Makes catches over defenders Use size and strength to box out defenders Reliable hands Late hands Red-zone weapon Possessional receiver to move the chains Has some run-after-the-catch ability Tough to tackle Consistently productive Weaknesses: Lacks speed Not twitchy…
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2019 NFL Trade Mock: Picks 17-32

Last update: Friday, April 12, 2019. A mock draft with 10 trades! Next update: Every week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. 2019 NFL Trade Mock: Picks 1-16 New York Giants: Daniel Jones, QB, Duke It doesn’t sound like the Giants will select a quarterback at No. 6 overall (or No. 3 overall in this instance),…
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2019 NFL Trade Mock

Last update: Friday, April 12, 2019. A mock draft with 10 trades! You can view the NFL Draft Trade Value Chart here. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. Arizona Cardinals: Kyler Murray, QB/WR, Oklahoma I’m going to project 10 trades in this special mock draft, but this won’t be one of the picks that will be…
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2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report: Greg Little

Greg Little, 6-5/310 Offensive Tackle Ole Miss Greg Little Scouting Report By Charlie Campbell Strengths: Excellent skill set Ideal height, length and weight Good athlete Quickness Quick feet Gets depth in his drop to neutralize speed rushers Bends at the knee Doesn’t have to reach for rushers Fast to the second level Huge upside Lots…
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