Emmitt on the Brink – Season 5: Week 14

Emmitt on the Brink. The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. Three years later, the Patriots beat the Bears…
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2013 NFL Mock Draft: Round 3

Last update: Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2012. Major changes in all 3 rounds. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. You can find the complete seven-round 2013 NFL Draft Order by clicking the link. Kansas City Chiefs: Justin Gilbert, CB, Oklahoma State The Chiefs recently cut Stanford Routt, so the cornerback position will be…
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2013 NFL Mock Draft: Round 2

Last update: Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2012. Major changes in all 3 rounds. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. You can find the complete seven-round 2013 NFL Draft Order by clicking the link. Kansas City Chiefs: DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Clemson Kansas City’s new quarterback will need a new receiver if Dwayne Bowe leaves….
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2013 NFL Mock Draft

Last update: Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2012. Major changes in all 3 rounds. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. You can find the complete seven-round 2013 NFL Draft Order by clicking the link. Kansas City Chiefs: Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia The Chiefs are terrible. They need to clean house and start over,…
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Sunday Smackdown: Week 14, 2012

Welcome to the new Sunday Smackdown section, a place for you to talk trash and discuss every NFL game during the week leading up to it and while the games are going on. Unlike NFL.com’s GameCenter, almost anything goes here. Certain words – the obvious ones – are bleeped out, but everything else is allowed…
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Steve Urkel Spam Mail

If you’ve followed this site for a while, you may know that I like to respond to my spam mails. Here’s the latest one, which is from a woman named Mulyana: Yes, I’m Steve Urkel. The biggest nerd in television history. If you’re not familiar with him, just watch this. Sure enough, the person pretending…
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