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2015 NFL Free Agents: Running Backs

2015 NFL Free Agency: Star rating is out of five. Age listing as of Sept. 1, 2015. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. DeMarco Murray, RB, Cowboys. Age: 27. Signed with Eagles (5 years, $42 million; $21 million guaranteed) DeMarco Murray rushed for a league-leading 1,845 yards and 13 touchdowns in 2014. He also caught 57…
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2015 NFL Free Agents: Guards

2015 NFL Free Agency: Star rating is out of five. Age listing as of Sept. 1, 2015. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. Orlando Franklin, G/OT, Broncos. Age: 27. Signed with Chargers (5 years, $36.5 million; $20 million guaranteed) Orlando Franklin’s transition from right tackle to left guard was a successful one; though he was heavily…
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Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2015

Jerks of the Week: June 8, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Uzbekistan I hate Uzbekistan. It’s the worst. I wish it would just blow up and cease to exist. That would make me extremely happy. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Walt, you can’t publicly hate on a country like this! Uzbeki (Uzbekistani? Uzbekisti?) terrorists…
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Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2015

Jerks of the Week: June 1, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant One of my good friends hates holidays. He despises Thanksgiving, Halloween, and even Christmas. “There’s just too much stupid s*** you have to do on them,” he once told me. “I’d rather just go to work, quite honestly.”…
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Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2015

Jerks of the Week: May 25, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch I scoffed at something I saw on Twitter recently. No, it wasn’t the sort of douchey tweet from a politically correct hipster that I’ve complained about in the past. After all,…
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Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2015

Jerks of the Week: May 20, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Roger Goodell and the NFL I wonder if Roger Goodell goes to sleep every night wondering why everyone hates him. Does he constantly think, Why does everyone boo me everywhere I go? as he tosses and turns in bed, trying desperately to escape into…
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2016 NFL Mock Draft

Last update: Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Major changes. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. The order of this 2016 NFL Mock Draft based on the NFL Power Rankings. *** 2016 NFL MOCK DRAFT (2 rounds) updated May 13. This NFL Mock Draft will be updated occasionally for important events. Check out old…
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