Cat Lady of the Week: Aug. 12, 2024
We have quite the cheery person this week:
Wow. What in the world happened to this woman when she was a child? I feel bad for her, given that she almost certainly had a very rough relationship with her father.
Nevertheless, I had a conversation with this miserable wretch. Here was my response:
A logical question. This person clearly isn’t married, and there is no man who would want to put a child in this despicable human being, so she must have cats. The question is: How many?
I wasn’t joking when I said she had at least five cats. Look at how defensive she got when I asked that question.
She started just copy-pasting her own tweets because she’s not smart enough to come up with more replies. Sad.
This is serious projection. She says I’m boring, yet she constantly replied to me. And earlier, she said that men make things up about women, but in that final tweet to me, she made up that I said that I wanted foot pictures from her.
I called Casandra out on this, so she blocked me. She probably thinks that I won’t be able to do a Cat Lady of the Week entry on her as a result. Unfortunately for Casandra, blocking is ineffective on Twitter, and I can see all of her tweets.
Cat Lady of the Week: Aug. 5, 2024
We have quite the looker this week:
This cat lady said she was going to vote Donald Trump out of office in “Roevember.” I can see why she’s so concerned about abortion, given that men are likely lining up to impregnate her.
Cat Lady of the Week: July 29, 2024
If it wasn’t clear how mentally deranged these people are, we got a great look at it with Donald Trump’s water bottle fiasco. Mia commented on it:
In case you somehow didn’t see it, Trump reached for a water bottle and either loosend or tightened it, and then put it back. Morons like Mia lost their minds over it because they believed that Trump was messing with a reporter’s water bottle. However, earlier in the video, Trump took a drink from that very same water bottle.
Cat ladies like Mia exposed themselves with this absurdity. They proved that they can’t think logically when it comes to Trump whatsoever. Unfortunately, they somehow have the same voting power as us normal people, which makes me wonder how our country can possibly reach its potential when morons like Mia have so much influence as to which person is elected into office.
Cat Lady of the Week: July 22, 2024
Congratulations to Jennifer Aniston for being the first celebrity Cat Lady of the Week:
This prompted someone named Jim Money to inform me that everyone hates me:
I love women and gays – just not cat ladies and cat gays – so I am puzzled by this analysis of me. Then again, Reddit is a place for stupid people to congregate, so I don’t really care what is said on that platform.
Cat Lady of the Week: July 15, 2024
What’s the over-under on how many cats this monstrosity owns?
She has no idea she’s being hypocritical because there’s no oxygen getting through to her brain because of that useless mask.
Cat Lady of the Week: July 8, 2024
Marissa the Cat Lady claimed she was not a cat lady even though she happens to have a cat:
There’s much more about Marissa the Cat Lady in a new Jerks of the Week entry.
Cat Lady of the Week: July 1, 2024
Congratulations to Lisa for being the first Cat Lady of the Week! It’s quite the honor.