Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2009

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 14, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: University of Kansas If you don’t follow college football – and because there’s no legit champion, I can’t blame you if you don’t – the University of Kansas fired its head coach Mark Mangino. This surprised me at first because Mangino…
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Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2010

Jerks of the Week for May 10, 2010 Lost Theory: The Man In Black and Aaron Are the Same Person About two months ago, I suggested that the Man In Black and Aaron are the same person. That was just a crackpot theory I came up with, and aside from several points, I didn’t have…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2009

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 5, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Plagiarizers I have an extensive history of cheating on tests. It dates all the way back to first grade. I sat next to this girl Stephanie, who didn’t talk much, especially to 6-year-olds with mullets like yours truly. One day, we…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2009

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 12, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Restaurants The process of going out to eat seems broken to me. Why is it that the more expensive a place is, the crappier the food is? For example, there’s a 50s restaurant close to my house called Nifty Fifties. For…
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Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2010

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jewelry Commercials Thank God the holidays are over. The weather will soon warm up, the annoying kids on my street are back in school, and the horrible Kay, Jared and Zales commercials are finally finished. These commercials are terrible for three…
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Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2010

Jerks of the Week for March 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Russian Mustache Speedo Man I can’t seem to get a workout done at my gym without being bombarded by naked old men, communist soccer players or other people of that nature. On Thursday evening, I met my latest nemesis: Russian Mustache…
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The Jason Peters Trade

The Jason Peters Trade and the 2009 NFL Draft – My Thoughts I don’t think I’ve missed an NFL preseason game in years. When I tell people this, they usually give me a dirty look or ask me if I’ve recently escaped from the local mental institution. I then have to explain that I watch…
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