2010

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 28, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons Just by the title, you may know what I’m talking about. If not, my sister sent me this article about people who are crying racism over a new Disney movie. If you don’t, and…

Jerks of the Week for June 21, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Laziest Bum On many occasions, I’ve written that I’m terrified of bums. I’m not joking. The way I see it, bums are the most dangerous people in the world because if they commit a crime, they actually receive an upgrade…

Jerks of the Week for March 29, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Indian Dog Poop Woman Walking my dogs can be taxing. I have a bipolar sheepdog and a spoiled brat of a 110-pound Akita. When the Akita wants to go out, they fight for the right to go first (good thing QB…

Jerks of the Week for June 7, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: New Neighbors I’m always excited for new neighbors. It’s more than just a break from the monotony of evil Vietnamese kids breaking fire hydrants, old Indian women yelling at me about dog poop, and bums looking for unknown misplaced items on…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 19, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Having to See Babies My cousin recently had a baby. He was born in July and was named Ethan. Yay. As far as I know, everyone in my family has seen the baby – my mom, my sister, my other cousins,…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 28, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Corrine Brown I talked about Congress two weeks ago. I argued that they should concentrate on forcing college football to adopt a playoff system because they don’t accomplish anything anyway. Well, it’s been two weeks now, and Congress hasn’t done a…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 9, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl) Two weeks ago, I had a Halloween party at my house. I bought an awesome Cobra Kai costume online for the mere price of $135 (you can see pictures of this on my Facebook page). You may…

Jerks of the Week for June 14, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview Around noon last Wednesday, I decided it was a good time to spam Twitter (follow me @walterfootball) with some of my 2010 Fantasy Football Ranking updates. Unfortunately, Twitter wouldn’t work for me. Apparently, there were…

Jerks of the Week for May 24, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Pepsi YouTube Man There are only a few things that truly annoy me – reality TV shows, artsy-fartsy new-age hippies, one-way streets, bums, Communist soccer, high income taxes, and delusional woman-beating psychopath terrorists who ruin South Park to name a few….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 18, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Cocoa Puffs My top five cereals of all time in no particular order: Frosted Flakes Fruit Loops Cocoa Puffs Honey Nut Cheerios Lucky Charms Cocoa Pebbles Corn Pops Fruity Pebbles Golden Grahams Super Mario Bros. Cereal (they used to make this…