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Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2015

Walt10 years ago1 year ago022 mins

Jerks of the Week: June 15, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tales from the Baby Pool The baby pool – or the kiddie pool, as I incorrectly referred to it before – has been something I’ve discussed in previous jerks entries. For those who missed it, it’s a pseudo hot tub at my gym. Since…

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Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2015

Walt10 years ago1 year ago023 mins

Jerks of the Week: June 8, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Uzbekistan I hate Uzbekistan. It’s the worst. I wish it would just blow up and cease to exist. That would make me extremely happy. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Walt, you can’t publicly hate on a country like this! Uzbeki (Uzbekistani? Uzbekisti?) terrorists…

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Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2015

Walt10 years ago1 year ago021 mins

Jerks of the Week: June 1, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant One of my good friends hates holidays. He despises Thanksgiving, Halloween, and even Christmas. “There’s just too much stupid s*** you have to do on them,” he once told me. “I’d rather just go to work, quite honestly.”…

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Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2015

Walt10 years ago1 year ago023 mins

Jerks of the Week: May 25, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch I scoffed at something I saw on Twitter recently. No, it wasn’t the sort of douchey tweet from a politically correct hipster that I’ve complained about in the past. After all,…

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Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2015

Walt10 years ago1 year ago010 mins

Jerks of the Week: May 20, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Roger Goodell and the NFL I wonder if Roger Goodell goes to sleep every night wondering why everyone hates him. Does he constantly think, Why does everyone boo me everywhere I go? as he tosses and turns in bed, trying desperately to escape into…

Draft

2016 NFL Mock Draft: Round 1 – Picks 17-32

Walt10 years ago1 year ago09 mins

Last update: Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Major changes. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. The order of this 2016 NFL Mock Draft based on the NFL Power Rankings. *** This mock draft will be updated occasionally for important events. Check out old versions of this 2016 NFL Mock Draft in the archived…

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2016 NFL Mock Draft

Walt10 years ago1 year ago012 mins

Last update: Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Major changes. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. The order of this 2016 NFL Mock Draft based on the NFL Power Rankings. *** 2016 NFL MOCK DRAFT (2 rounds) updated May 13. This NFL Mock Draft will be updated occasionally for important events. Check out old…

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2016 NFL Mock Draft: Round 2

Walt10 years ago1 year ago013 mins

Last update: Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Major changes. Next update: Next week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. The order of this 2016 NFL Mock Draft based on the NFL Power Rankings. *** This mock draft will be updated occasionally for important events. Check out old versions of this 2016 NFL Mock Draft in the archived…

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Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2015

Walt10 years ago1 year ago023 mins

Jerks of the Week: May 18, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster I know it hasn’t been years since I’ve written about the jerks at my gym, but it sure feels like it. That’s because my last gym jerks entry – in which I…

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2010 NFL Draft Re-Mock: Picks 17-32

Walt10 years ago1 year ago013 mins

This is a 2010 NFL Draft Re-Mock, just in case you missed the big blue letters up top. I’m going back to 2010 and re-distributing all of the 2010 NFL Draft prospects to all of the teams in the 2010 NFL Draft order. This 2010 NFL Draft Re-Mock is based on how these players have…