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Emmitt Smith’s 2024 NFL Mock Draft

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I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN terminating his contract. Emmitt was definitely the highlight of my Sunday mornings, and America deserves to hear him once again. This is…

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2024 Backward NFL Mock Draft: Picks 17-32

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This is our 15th-annual backward mock draft. It’s what it sounds like: What would the 2024 NFL Draft look like if the order were reversed? Who would the Chiefs take with the first pick? My annual Backward NFL Mock Draft is listed below. Go here for my 2024 NFL Mock Draft or here for my…

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Emmitt Smith’s 2024 NFL Mock Draft – Picks 17-32

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Last update: Sometime in the month of 2024. Next update: Who in God name would update the mark draft lot of time? I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN…

2024 NFL Mock Draft (5 rounds) updated with six quarterbacks in the first round – April 9

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Chicago Bears: Caleb Williams, QB, USC It’s not clear why, but to start the season, Justin Fields styled himself after Drew Bledsoe, a statue-esque quarterback who held the ball way too long in the pocket and took tons of sacks. Fields ran just twice following the opening drive versus the Buccaneers. He rebounded after that,…

2024 NFL Free Agent Team Grades

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You can access all individual NFL Free Agent Signing Grades via the link. Overall NFL Free Agent Team Grades will be posted below. 2024 NFL Free Agent Team Grades: NFC East Dallas Cowboys: F Acquired: LB Eric Kendricks. Lost: RB Tony Pollard, WR Michael Gallup, OT Tyron Smith, C Tyler Biadasz, DE Dorance Armstrong, DE…

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Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2024

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Jerks of the Week: April 8, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Easter Egg Hunt 2024: The Redemption I’m a pretty competitive guy by nature. When I swam in high school and college, I trash talked my opposition like no one else. It got so bad that one of the opposing swimmers complained about me to…

2024 NFL Mock Draft (5 rounds) updated for the start of April – April 2

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Chicago Bears: Caleb Williams, QB, USC It’s not clear why, but to start the season, Justin Fields styled himself after Drew Bledsoe, a statue-esque quarterback who held the ball way too long in the pocket and took tons of sacks. Fields ran just twice following the opening drive versus the Buccaneers. He rebounded after that,…

2024 April Fools NFL Mock Draft

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Last update: Last update: Sunday, March 31, 2024. Major changes in all 1 rounds. Next update: Every week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. Carolina Panthers: J.J. McCarthy, QB, Michigan Bears general manager Ryan Poles couldn’t sleep at night. “I felt so bad taking advantage of someone with special needs,” he admitted. The man with special…

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Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2024

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Jerks of the Week: April 1, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Dino Ranch I hate to brag, but I’ve watched the new Super Mario Bros. Movie more than any adult on the planet. Then again, it’s not like I had a choice. My 2-year-old son saw it for the first time on New Year’s Eve…

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2024 April Fools NFL Mock Draft: Picks 17-32

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Last update: Sunday, March 31, 2024. Major changes in all 1 rounds. Next update: Every week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. 2024 April Fools NFL Mock Draft: Picks 1-16 Jacksonville Jaguars: Donovan McNabb, QB, Syracuse Trevor Lawrence was criticized for choking down the stretch. Doug Pederson addressed that issue. “If we’re going to choke at…