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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2010

Walt14 years ago2 years ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 16, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Evil Vietnamese Children I’ve mentioned that I’ve moved outside of the city to avoid high taxes, multiple murders every day and drugged-up bums on my street. With that in mind, let’s bid farewell to my old Vietnamese neighbors – an evil…

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kffl0807

Walt14 years ago2 years ago021 mins

By: Cory J. Bonini, KFFL.com Wow! What a change one day makes. Yesterday, being Day 1 of the 2008 NFL Scouting Combine, was just a tad more relaxed than Day 2. Day 2 consisted of quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers. The second day is the gem of the week, since most people focus so…

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Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2010

Walt14 years ago2 years ago025 mins

Jerks of the Week for July 19, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: NFLShop.com Awesome Kelly in Arizona, my friend and avid WalterFootball.com reader, celebrated her birthday last Sunday. She’s a huge football fan, so I planned to get her something from NFLShop.com. Now, I should have known better. This past Christmas, I purchased…

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Jimmy Clausen is an Alien Wizard

Walt14 years ago2 years ago015 mins

By Joseph Hoffman (blue5213 on the Forums) EDITOR’S NOTE: Joseph Hoffman posted a great article on the forums about Jimmy Clausen, and why the hatred toward him is completely unfounded. He granted me permission to post his article on the site. The original title of this article was “Jimmy Clausen Raped My Mother and Killed…

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Jerks of the Week Special Edition: Lost Finale

Walt14 years ago2 years ago025 mins

Jerks of the Week Special Edition: Lost Finale You Can’t Please All Jerk Readers Two weeks ago, I dedicated my entire Jerks of the Week segment to my awesome Lost theory that Aaron is the Man In Black. I received several angry e-mails, including this one: “You should quit talking about Lost in your Jerks…

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Why Jimmy Clausen Should Be the No. 1 Pick

Walt14 years ago2 years ago021 mins

Why Jimmy Clausen Should Be the No. 1 Pick This is an article I published for USA Today’s NFL Draft magazine in very early March. If you want to see this article in print, it should be available in most bookstores. The magazine has Eric Berry on the cover, and the article can be found…

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Jerks of the Week – July 5, 2010

Walt14 years ago2 years ago026 mins

Jerk of the Year: Twilight (Why Twilight Sucks) Anyone sick of all the Twilight hype? I am. It seems like everyone’s Facebook status reads, “OMG im going to watch the new Twilightmovie! I luv vampirez tehy are so0o0o0o0o awsum!” Prior to last week, I had never seen any of the Twilight movies before, so my…

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Jimmy Clausen vs. Sam Bradford:

Walt14 years ago2 years ago026 mins

Jimmy Clausen vs. Sam Bradford: Who’s the Better Prospect? By Matt McGuire One hot 2010 NFL Draft debate is whether Jimmy Clausen or Sam Bradford will be the better NFL quarterback. Comparing all of the attributes of the two signal-callers is the best way to truly analyze this debate. Below is a player profile for…

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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010

Walt14 years ago2 years ago024 mins

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 2, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast As I’ve noted a few times over the past couple of weeks, I’ve moved to a new house outside of the craptastic city of Philadelphia. My reasons for moving? Lower taxes, lower crime and new jerks around my neighborhood that…

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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010

Walt14 years ago2 years ago011 mins

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Little Turds on the Road Barack Obama, if you’re on your 240th vacation this year and happen to be reading this, please, for the love of God, increase the minimum driving age in this country to anywhere between 18 and 21….