Eagles 34, Texans 24 The Eagles gave the Texans plenty of opportunities to win. They dropped two touchdown passes. They committed 11 penalties. They curiously threw the ball late in the game to give Houston extra time. But despite all this, the Texans found a way to lose – just as they always do. QB…

49ers 10, Bears 6 You kind of knew this game was going to suck, so give Vernon Davis credit for trying to spice things up beforehand. Davis called out Chicago’s defense, saying that the 49ers were going to “destroy their front.” Davis didn’t do much in this contest (3 catches, 16 yards), but he definitely…

Chargers 42, Titans 17 People will look back at the 2009 Titans and ask how they failed to make the playoffs after going 13-3 the year before. What will be lost is that they actually did qualify for the postseason – they were just one-and-done with a 42-10 loss to the Chargers in Week 16….

Bengals 17, Ravens 14 It’s hard to believe, but the Bengals are 4-1 and have sole possession of first place in the AFC North. You have to give them a lot of credit for coming back from that fluke loss to the Broncos and reeling off four in a row. This is Cincinnati’s first four-game…

Jets 38, Bills 14 The poor Bills asked for the mercy rule down 38-7 in the third quarter. Unfortunately, the meanie officials didn’t grant their request. Buffalo was epically pathetic in this contest – enough to make young children in the area hate the team for the rest of their lives. Let’s review how awful…

Falcons 39, Bengals 32 After this game, I received an e-mail from Gary J: So, shall I take a stab at what your going to say about the Bengals? My guess is something along the lines of “ya sure Carson Palmer just threw for 412 but if you watched the game he clearly has no…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Carson Palmer: 25-of-36, 371 yards. 2 TDs. Peyton Manning: 33-of-46, 352 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Kyle Orton: 35-of-50, 341 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Philip Rivers: 15-of-20, 241 yards. 2 TDs. Sam Bradford: 23-of-41, 289 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Bruce Gradkowski: 24-of-39, 278 yards. 2 TDs, 2 INTs. Chad Henne:…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Philip Rivers: 17-of-23, 295 yards. 4 TDs, 1 INT. Brett Favre: 36-of-47, 446 yards. 2 TDs, 2 INTs. Eli Manning: 21-of-32, 290 yards. 3 TDs. Aaron Rodgers: 27-of-34, 289 yards. 3 TDs. Joe Flacco: 20-of-27, 266 yards. 2 TDs. Matthew Stafford: 20-of-36, 240 yards. 2 TDs. Tom Brady: 19-of-36, 224 yards. 2…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Matt Schaub: 31-of-62, 393 yards. 3 TDs, 2 INTs. Tom Brady: 27-of-40, 369 yards. 2 TDs. Alex Smith: 17-of-27, 255 yards. 3 TDs. Jason Campbell: 21-of-30, 324 yards. 2 TDs. QB Dog Killer: 16-of-26, 270 yards. 3 TDs (2 pass, 1 rush), 2 INTs. Kerry Collins: 28-of-39, 244 yards. 3 TDs. Peyton…