Peppermint Oil

Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2024

Jerks of the Week: April 15, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Where’s the Damn Peppermint Oil? My wife recently asked me to go to the grocery store. “Can you pick up some stuff before you get Conrad from daycare?” she asked innocently. No problem, right? After all, I used to do grocery shopping when I…
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Marvin Harrison Jr.

2024 Backward NFL Mock Draft

Last update: Sunday, April 14, 2023. This is our 15th-annual backward mock draft. It’s what it sounds like: What would the 2023 NFL Draft look like if the order were reversed? Who would the Chiefs take with the first pick? My annual Backward NFL Mock Draft is listed below. Go here for my 2024 NFL…
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NBA Power Rankings

NBA Power Rankings Updated Apr. 15, 2024. Denver Nuggets The Nuggets are the defending champs and are still the No. 1 team in the NBA to me. They won fewer games than Boston, but they are proven and deeper. There is very little seperating Denver and Boston though. Boston Celtics The Celtics ran through the…
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2024 NFL Draft Scouting Report: Mike Sainristil

Mike Sainristil, 5-9/182 Cornerback Michigan Mike Sainristil Scouting Report By Charlie Campbell Strengths: Aggressive defensive back Attacks downhill Willing tackler Good tackling technique Physical, gritty defender Dangerous blitzer Instincts Weaknesses: Undersized Short Underweight Lacks elite speed Will get pushed around inside Drag-down tackler Will have issues with receivers making catches over him Limited to the…
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2024 NFL Draft Position Review: Offensive Tackles

Comparing Classes Safest Prospect Riskiest Prospect Ranked by Attribute Pass Protection Run Blocking Feet Zone-Blocking Scheme Man Scheme Guard/Right Tackle Potential Offensive Tackle Class Early-round talent: A+ Mid-round: A- Late-round: A- Overall grade: A Merging the 2023 and 2024 prospects Joe Alt Paris Johnson Jr. J.C. Latham Darnell Wright Amarius Mims Olumuyiwa Fashanu Peter Skoronski…
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Emmitt Smith

Emmitt Smith’s 2024 NFL Mock Draft

I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN terminating his contract. Emmitt was definitely the highlight of my Sunday mornings, and America deserves to hear him once again. This is…
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