2010

Jerks of the Week for July 19, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: NFLShop.com Awesome Kelly in Arizona, my friend and avid WalterFootball.com reader, celebrated her birthday last Sunday. She’s a huge football fan, so I planned to get her something from NFLShop.com. Now, I should have known better. This past Christmas, I purchased…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 16, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Evil Vietnamese Children I’ve mentioned that I’ve moved outside of the city to avoid high taxes, multiple murders every day and drugged-up bums on my street. With that in mind, let’s bid farewell to my old Vietnamese neighbors – an evil…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 18, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Toasts I complain about a lot of things in my Jerks of the Week entries. However, there are only a handful of things I truly hate. Here are some I can think of off the top of my head: 1. Bums…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Sucky Subway At 7:45 on Thursday evening, I went out to buy dinner. The Dolphins-Bears game was coming on at 8:30, so I needed some fattening food to give me enough energy to make it through what would be one of…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Lexus Commercials Christmas is over, so hopefully you all got what you wanted – whether that’s a new video game, clothes or porno tapes. I’m willing to bet, however, that you didn’t get a $40,000 car for the holidays. You probably know…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 13, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: BBall Mad Man One of these days I’m going to get killed playing basketball. I wish I were joking. As you may know, I play pick-up basketball at my gym on Saturdays. One guy who’s usually there is perhaps the most…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas I always look forward to Christmas shopping. Do I like the warm feeling of finding the perfect gifts for my family? Meh. I love Christmas shopping because it gives me a chance to find jerks at the mall….

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 9, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech I’ve received numerous e-mails recently from people asking me if I’m excited for Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame induction speech. This may surprise you, but I’m not. There’s no way Emmitt’s going up to…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 30, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Bad Dude This Jerks of the Week entry has to do with fantasy football. Even if you don’t know a single thing about fantasy football, keep reading. I’ll try to explain it in simple terms because the douchebaggery that occurred…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Catina About two weeks ago, I received a text from a number that had a local Philadelphia area code (215). I made the mistake of reading it: How yew gonna look at me but not talk to me Crap. Did I…