NFL

Ravens 34, Browns 3 The Ravens did a great job scheduling the Browns for their homecoming game. The 34-3 score doesn’t really tell you how much Baltimore dominated. The team outgained Cleveland 479 to 186, and beat the Browns on first downs, 28-11. Of course, it didn’t help that the Browns gave the Ravens four…

Jets 24, Bengals 14 I’m disgusted, so let’s try something different. Here are eight goats in this game for each of the eight units that I lost: 8. Steve Weatherford: The punter for the Jets couldn’t play because he was apparently “too ill.” What does that mean? You’re too ill to punt? Just go back…

Colts 30, Jets 17 It’s really amazing how different the first 28 minutes of this game were compared to the final 32 minutes. The Jets led 17-6. They were hitting big plays against a sloppy Colts defense, and Peyton Manning was dancing around in the pocket as if he were battling the Chargers. New York…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Tom Brady: 21-of-27, 341 yards. 4 TDs. Aaron Rodgers: 26-of-35, 344 yards. 12 carries, 51 rush yards. 2 TDs (1 pass, 1 rush). Kyle Orton: 24-of-41, 347 yards. 3 TDs. Jay Cutler: 14-of-21, 247 yards. 4 TDs. Matt Cassel: 22-of-32, 233 yards. 4 TDs. Sam Bradford: 23-of-27, 308 yards. 3 TDs. Chad…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Tom Brady: 21-of-29, 326 yards. 4 TDs. QB Dog Killer: 22-of-33, 302 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. 9 carries, 51 rush yards. 1 rush TD. Aaron Rodgers: 21-of-30, 298 yards. 3 TDs. Matt Schaub: 22-of-36, 337 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Drew Brees: 24-of-29, 313 yards. 2 TDs, 1 INT. Peyton Manning:…

Giants 41, Rams 13 So much for jumping out of my first-floor window. I threatened to do so if the Giants lost to the Rams because I had them as my Survivor Pick. Thankfully, I won’t be in danger of twisting my ankle or something anytime soon. I found it odd that Joe Buck and…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Matt Schaub: 38-of-52, 497 yards. 3 TDs, 1 INT. Jay Cutler: 21-of-29, 277 yards. 3 TDs. Donovan McNabb: 28-of-38, 426 yards. 1 TD. Kyle Orton: 25-of-35, 307 yards. 2 TDs. Philip Rivers: 22-of-29, 334 yards. 3 TDs, 2 INTs. Peyton Manning: 20-of-26, 255 yards. 3 TDs. QB Dog Killer: 21-of-34, 284 yards….

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Drew Brees: 32-of-39, 288 yards. 2 TDs. Peyton Manning: 31-of-45, 333 yards. 1 TD, 1 INT. Top Fantasy Running Backs: Joseph Addai: 13 carries, 77 yards. 1 TD. 7 catches, 58 rec. yards. Pierre Thomas: 85 total yards. 1 TD. Top Fantasy Receivers: Pierre Garcon: 5 catches, 66 yards. 1 TD. Marques…

Top Fantasy Quarterbacks: Philip Rivers: 29-of-53, 455 yards. 2 TDs, 2 INTs. QB Dog Killer: 17-of-31, 291 yards. 3 TDs. 1 rush TD. Peyton Manning: 27-of-43, 325 yards. 3 TDs. Drew Brees: 30-of-38, 365 yards. 3 TDs, 2 INTs. Aaron Rodgers: 34-of-45, 316 yards. 1 TD, 1 INT. 1 rush TD. Kyle Orton: 37-of-57, 476…