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Jerks of the Week – April 7, 2025

Walt4 months ago4 months ago012 mins

Jerk of the Week: The Big Shot and the Free Kite I had a disturbing dream recently. I dreamt that some sort of witch doctor kidnapped my 19-month-old daughter and turned her into a wooden doll. I tried everything to reanimate her, but I failed at every attempt. I even had to enlist the assistance…

Sleeper Picks: Underrated Prospects to Watch in the 2025 NFL Draft

Walt5 months ago5 months ago09 mins

When approaching the 2025 NFL Draft, it’s easy to focus on top prospects, but don’t overlook the hidden gems that could make waves in the league. Quarterbacks like Brady Cook possess attributes that warrant exploration. Beyond the glamour positions, running backs and edge rushers have intriguing prospects flying under the radar. Let’s explore who might…

2025 April Fools NFL Mock Draft

Walt5 months ago017 mins

Last update: Tuesday, April 1, 2025. Major changes in all 1 rounds. Next update: Every week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. Tennessee Titans: Shilo Sanders, S, Colorado The Titans learned fairly early that they were out of the Shedeur Sanders sweepstakes because Deion Sanders was not a fan of how the team handled the Ran…

Draft

2025 April Fools NFL Mock Draft: Picks 17-32

Walt5 months ago5 months ago020 mins

Last update: Tuesday, April 1, 2025. Major changes in all 1 rounds. Next update: Every week. Follow me @walterfootball for updates. 2025 April Fools NFL Mock Draft: Picks 1-16 Cincinnati Bengals: The Heist The plan was simple. All the Bengals had to do was break into Fort Knox and steal all the gold. Joe Burrow…

Jerks of the Week – March 31, 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago017 mins

Jerk of the Week: Punching People at Nifty Fifty’s My favorite restaurant on the entire planet is Nifty Fifty’s. I’m sure hoity-toity people who wear scarves and spend $50 at an expensive coffee shop every day will scoff at that. They’ll claim that their favorite restaurant is something called Chez Pierre Mon Frere where you…

Draft

When Is the 2025 NFL Draft?

Walt5 months ago5 months ago06 mins

Where and When to Watch the 2025 NFL Draft The 2025 NFL Draft is one of the most anticipated events of the football offseason, offering fans a chance to see the next generation of stars join their favorite teams. Whether you’re a die-hard supporter or just tuning in for the excitement, here’s everything you…

NFL

From Superstars to Superteams: NFL Future

Walt5 months ago5 months ago014 mins

The NFL has changed. We recall when each team had a man who made you gasp every Sunday. That quarterback who’d evade three defenders and throw a beautiful 50-yard bomb or that superhuman defensive end who’d rack up three sacks a game as teams fought to contain him. Those were the days when you bought…

2025 NFL Free Agent Team Grades

Walt5 months ago5 months ago055 mins

You can access all individual NFL Free Agent Signing Grades via the link. Overall NFL Free Agent Team Grades will be posted below. 2025 NFL Free Agent Team Grades: NFC East Dallas Cowboys: F Acquired: RB Javonte Williams, RB Miles Sanders, WR Parris Campbell, G Robert Jones, DE Dante Fowler, DE Payton Turner, DT Solomon…

Jerks of the Week – March 24, 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago018 mins

Jerk of the Week: The Janitorial Journalist I’ve published several Jerks of the Week columns on morons I’ve encountered on social media. From Ross Avila, to Jerry Jackson, to various randos on Twitter, I’ve chronicled the stupidity of many people over the course of more than a decade. This latest individual, whom I’ve dubbed the…

NCAA Tournament Picks 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago05 mins

These are my NCAA Tournament picks for 2025. I would suggest not picking Duke or Auburn to win if you’re playing in a pool with more than a 50 people. Duke and Auburn are the favorites, but everyone will be picking them to win. However, this is a one-and-done tournament, and anything could happen. You’re…